Fart during oral

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Posted by Anonymous
on March 27th, 2010 at 12:44 AM

I had eaten some spicy Thai food earlier with my best mate,Later my guy came over and wanted to get a little frisky.

I told him i was feeling a little uneasy because of the Thai food,He says no worries and starts to let his hand wander to my neither regions.

I started to feel real good so he grabbed my hips and buried his face in my love mound,about three minutes in I was feeling a rumble so I say Babe stop I don't feel so good..He replies I'll make you feel good....about that time i farted so loudly the cat even jumped ..He got up without sayinga word and said I gotta go to work early ,I might see you around tommorow..That was three days ago and he hasn't called I'm so embarrassed What to do? I'm mortified

Unlucky :(

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  1. Kittiebanks - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by Kittiebanks on March 27th, 2010 at 12:45 AM

    OMG! I would want to die!! LOL!

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  2. emikei - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by emikei on March 27th, 2010 at 12:47 AM

    move on... find another one or buy one that will not leave you.. :)

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  3. rescue3 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by rescue3 on March 27th, 2010 at 12:49 AM

    Does he think you did it on purpose?

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  4. rescue3 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by rescue3 on March 27th, 2010 at 12:54 AM

    Ewwwwwwwwwww a sick thought just went through my mind. IFFFFFFF and I'm not. I am into oral vaginal sex in a big way and studied many things about it so I knew how to please. However Ifffffff they would have been doing anal oral...................... OHHHHHHHH man! That would be nightmares for them for a long time.

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  5. sparkledust - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by sparkledust on March 27th, 2010 at 12:55 AM I would have beaten the hell out of him rather than let him go down on me if I felt like that. I guess the best you can do is apologize. I mean, I'm sure he goes around farting all the time, left and right. I know that sounds sexist...but it's probably true. Try to laugh it off. Tell him you have IBS and maybe he'll feel sorry for you.

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  6. butterfly39 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by butterfly39 on March 27th, 2010 at 12:56 AM

    forget him!  

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  7. Posted by An EP User on March 27th, 2010 at 12:59 AM

    Yeah, I would look into the sexual mishap relocation program...

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  8. herehavemyeyeball - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by herehavemyeyeball on March 27th, 2010 at 1:02 AM

    Only dead people don't fart or ****. Sure it's not all that romantic but so what.

    It's his fault that he didn't listen to you and that he can't laugh it off. Is he young? under 21?

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  9. Godluvs1 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by Godluvs1 on March 27th, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    Every time you see him now call him fart!!! And, if anyone mentions him you can always refer to him as "fart face" now and get some good laughs!!! That is if he keeps blowing you off!

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  10. Preminitions - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by Preminitions on March 28th, 2010 at 12:06 AM

    You warned him, he didn't listen... Not much you can do but try to call him or move on, if he left and didn't call he's a ***** and is probibly dumping you over a fart, then he's taking the cowards way out... If he ran off over a fart that you warned him over then he isn't worth your time and certainly doesn't love you... Farts happen he should have had some sense and not gone down there after thai food anyway. Don't feel bad.

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