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Posted by Anonymous
on August 7th, 2008 at 12:20 AM


This is about the disgusting habits of my husband...or do the majority of men do this?

First gross habit: He picks his nose, pulls out a winner, rolls it up and flicks it onto the floor, sometimes it lands on the couch...gross.
Why not just get up and get a Kleenex???

Second gross habit: When he cooks (for the entire family) he likes to taste test...sounds okay, right? Well, it's not okay when he sticks the spoon down his throat like children do when they are licking cake batter from a spoon. Then he doesn't wash it off, he sticks the spoon right back into the food that we're all supposed to eat...gross.
Can't he at least rinse the spoon off?

Third and most annoying habit: I call this one the Captain Morgan Scratch. Whenever we are about to go to bed, he takes off his pants/shorts. He likes to sleep in his boxers...fine, I don't care. But every night without failure he props one leg up on the bed (the Captain Morgan stand), sticks his hand down his boxers and scratches like he has crabs. Most of the time he does this while I'm sitting on the bed, and it's right in my face. It's not just a little light scratch, he digs in. Sometimes I can't help but to laugh because I think most men would cringe if they saw him. And yep, you guessed it...he doesn't even wash his hands.
Sometimes he's on the couch with his hand down his boxers, and he's playing with it...I think, beats me...just take your hand out of your boxers.
The really gross part about his bad habit is when we had our first born. He used to scratch and then make her a bottle, without washing his hands!! I use to make up excuses so I wouldn't hurt his feelings, while not giving her the bottle. "Oh, look...I think I see something floating in her milk...I'll make her a new one!" To me it is the same as making a bottle with his butt cheeks. Finally one day I lied after getting back from the doctors office with our baby. I told him that the doctor said that it looked like she was getting an infection on the far back of her tongue...so we should be certain to wash our hands everytime we make a bottle.
Now what would happen if women did the Captain Morgan Scratch...disgusting, right? So to all the men out there who are guilty...STOP. Your woman doesn't like it, but she may be too nice to say that it's just gross.
My daughter begin to pick up this habit of sitting on the couch with her hand down her pants...I stopped that quick!!! I hope my son will never be the type to stick his hands down his boxers and do whatever it is men do.
At least take it to the bathroom!

My husband has gross habits...

Thanks for letting me vent...

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  1. SnowAngel - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by SnowAngel on August 7th, 2008 at 7:27 AM

    I think he's just so comfortable around you that he doesn't realize his revolting habits. I disagree with a previous comment about how it is a reflection of you and how you raise your children, you stated you stopped your daughter. You can't control what another adult does. You're raising what- 2 kids already?Husband would make 3 if you did what a previous comment said. You can't raise your husband, that was his mothers job.
    Tell him how gross it is to you, like I said, he's probably just comfortable. You sound like you don't want to hurt his feelings, tell him in the nicest way you can- "Honey, I love you, but your habits are gross!"

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  3. sassee1 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by sassee1 on August 7th, 2008 at 9:29 AM

    this was my first laugh of the day. I do sympathize with you though. my husband does the picking of the nose thing often, especially while he is driving. gross!! he has never done the itching thing like there is no tomrrow thank god! if he did he knows i would say something to the whole world just to make sure he would never do it again.

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  4. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  5. asdfok - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by asdfok on August 7th, 2008 at 10:01 AM

    lmfao. this is my favorite confession. :D

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  6. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  7. pinkblueyellow - 18-21 years old

    Posted by pinkblueyellow on August 26th, 2008 at 12:33 AM

    lol thats pretty disgusting. my bf picks his nose and i make fun of him for it and he alwys says i am jst scratching lol and he scratches JUST LIKE that i just laugh at him and ask him if he has crabs and he stops lol he alwys has his hands down his pants and i always say.."quit ************! if you want it lets go " and he stops i jjust make fun of him its better cuz then he feels kinda like an *** haha

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  8. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  9. dazzlyn90 - 18-21 years old

    Posted by dazzlyn90 on September 27th, 2008 at 9:12 AM

    hahaha. this is really funny. luckily u have been so patience all the time.

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  10. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  11. marshay - 26-30 years old

    Posted by marshay on October 29th, 2008 at 12:50 PM

    ECPC is an idiot... ignore them, b/c first of all, you shouldn't have to train your husband. You have my sympathy on the gross habits. I will admit though the name you gave him for his scratching was hilarious! Hope confessing made you feel better :)

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  12. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  13. lostlover25 - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by lostlover25 on November 5th, 2008 at 3:54 AM

    These cracked me up.. the captin morgan scratch lmao.. my hubby does this too.. and i think most men do... although my hubby rarly ever made bottles so i think i was in the clear there... great confession!

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  14. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  15. anonymousgw1001 - 18-21 years old

    Posted by anonymousgw1001 on November 6th, 2008 at 3:54 PM

    LOL. that is great! I couldnt stop laughing that is a great story I hope he stops too : l that is gross well gross to do it in company

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  16. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  17. boricua1 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by boricua1 on November 13th, 2008 at 7:15 PM

    Men, my husband has the habit of havin his hands in his boxers. Even when he sleeps his hand (left) always tends to find its way into his boxers. I used to get bit angry thinking he was having a sex dream and was jacking off instead of wanting to have sex with me which im always in the mood but found out its a habit hes always had.

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  18. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

  19. QTwithbooty - 31-35 years old

    Posted by QTwithbooty on November 20th, 2008 at 8:07 AM

    Lol.....if that's all you have to complain about count yourself as lucky.....Try living with someone who bashes your head in everyday!

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  20. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 3:44PM

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