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prettytasty - 31-35 years old - female

Posted by prettytasty
on January 28th, 2011 at 10:25 AM


i take the bus basically everywhere i get on bus.this drunk gets on swaying and has 18 pack..he gets by lady starts flirting so we tell busdriver get the guy off bus he is being rude lewd and loud and annoying lady smacks him he gets up i move my bag like dude dont even think of it....so he sits by other lady and is slurring opens beer and starts to drink..bus stops bus driver yells get off dude stays still...so next stop he gets up is in middle of bus staggering and falling and bus starts man falls flat passes out we all laugh his beer pack busts beer is going all over people are pocketing beer.man flys back hits head on steps man gets stepped on man hits head man gets up.grabs beer by him gets off bus...ok that is a bad drunk and bad experience on bus:)

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  1. infintessimal - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by infintessimal on January 28th, 2011 at 10:36 AM

    Are you drunk yourself? It's like you let a drunk monkey loosely translate for you.







    Congratulations, you've given rival to the drunken monkey's form of communication: throwing feces!







    No but seriously, I could barely understand anything you were saying here.

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  2. LittleMissLucky - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by LittleMissLucky on January 28th, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    What the heck... ! Feeling a bit sorry for the man myself! If he's drunk everyday then he's obviously an alcoholic. And you all laughed at him when he hit his head? You're probably the type of people who have driven him to drink.

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  3. MisFunctioning - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by MisFunctioning on January 29th, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Punctuation needed. Can't understand what you wrote.

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