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CaptainCrush - 22-25 years old - female

Posted by CaptainCrush
on March 6th, 2011 at 9:33 PM


It was a busy time of the year,everyone was getting their machinery ready for harvest. Mike my husband was fixing the combine. I had gone to town for parts. I came home in an hour or so,seeing Mike under the combine with his coveralls on I thought I would play a little.I walked over to where he was working,got down on my knees and proceeded to put my hands inside the pant legs.Mike twitched when I touched his package,banged his head on the metal frame. I giggled and ran to the house laughing to myself. When I walked in the door,Iwas startled to see Mike sitting at the table talking to someone on the phone. Mike looked at me finished his conversation,asked why I looked like I saw a ghost. It turns out he called a mechanic to fix the problem after I left for town.

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  1. scottoc - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by scottoc on March 6th, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    O.o, nice bikini!

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  2. roegr - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by roegr on January 28th, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    lol I bet you made the mechanics day then. :)

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  3. Harley52 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by Harley52 on February 19th, 2013 at 9:18 PM

    So did you make it up to the poor fellow for making him bang his head? (smiling)

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  4. daddyssexkitten - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by daddyssexkitten on March 7th, 2013 at 9:17 PM

    too funny !!!

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  5. Posted by An EP User on March 13th, 2013 at 3:39 PM

    LOL...I like that one.

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  6. LAMAN1021 - 70+ years old - male

    Posted by LAMAN1021 on April 30th, 2013 at 3:37 PM

    that's hilarious

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  7. hornytna - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by hornytna on October 26th, 2013 at 5:34 AM

    Well I'm sure he enjoyed his surprise, but you left him rock hard I'm sure when he realized what had happened.

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