So yesterday I walk out to my car...

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idlewatcher - 31-35 years old - male

Posted by idlewatcher
on April 26th, 2011 at 10:39 AM

from my office and there is a bird that is sitting next to my front tire.  9 times out of 10, if you walk upon a bird, the bird will fly away instantaneously.  However, this bird just sat there.  So I got up pretty close to it and noticed that it's neck looked slashed.  Growing up an animal lover, I thought this bird needed some medical help.  So I went back up to my office and got a box that I could put this hurt bird in.  When I went to catch him, the bird kept hopping around underneath from car to car until I realized I was almost a whole block away from my office! 

When I finally thought he was tired out, he picked up and flew away across the street lol  Silly bird!

The funny thing though is that my office is on a main thoroughfare so there were tons of people driving by probably thinking "Ummm...why is that weird guy running around with a box trying to catch air?" lol

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  1. corsachick - 22-25 years old

    Posted by corsachick on April 26th, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    lol, thanks for the chuckle ! X  

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  2. idlewatcher - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by idlewatcher on April 29th, 2011 at 10:45 AM

    :P It pays to act like an idiot sometimes!

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  3. Posted by An EP User on April 29th, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    but you looked so CUTE doing it~ :p

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  4. idlewatcher - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by idlewatcher on April 29th, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    Yea, if you like people who embarass themselves lol

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  5. LadyBronte - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by LadyBronte on April 12th, 2013 at 2:35 AM

    Wish I'd seen it myself - but the mental image is priceless. ;) Thanks for the laugh.

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  6. Posted by An EP User on May 17th, 2013 at 12:08 PM

    Very funny though I initially thought you were talking about something else. In Australia, slang for a woman is 'bird'. I thought a 'bird was sitting next to your car!

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  7. idlewatcher - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by idlewatcher May 17th, 2013 at 12:10PM

    lol strange that you mention that, b/c I've heard of women being called "birds" as well. Unfortunately, only a bird with wings was by my car. Thanks for the post :)


  8. tittickler - 41-45 years old - female

    Reply by tittickler May 17th, 2013 at 12:12PM

    That I gathered! I can't seem to add you. Please consider x


  9. Posted by An EP User on January 7th, 2014 at 4:09 PM

    Very cute story/image.

    Reminds me of the time I had to chase away a goose that kept attacking his image in my hubcaps.

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  10. dfwgirl - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by dfwgirl on April 29th, 2014 at 8:37 AM

    that was adorable... aww :)

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