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MrJungleMonkey - 31-35 years old - male

Posted by MrJungleMonkey
on June 26th, 2011 at 1:00 PM


i AM DONE with relationships. I have NO desire to be with someone WHATSOEVER. I've become a cold super robot that wants to take over the world. No more loving dumb b itchez. It is weird, i n the past i crave to be with someone and love them. The only lovin' i need now is from my right hand and a website full of Japanese p orn. I don't even want se x at this point. Yea, I gots some b itchez I could have s ex with in a heartbeat. I just don't know how I've become like this. I've never been like this. Butttttt, I like it. Allows me to focus on other things. Love is a sham(lovie dovie love), it's just a chemical process, that's all.

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  1. Nunyabuziness - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Nunyabuziness on June 26th, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Is this what you tell yourself to convince yourself it's ok to be a total loser?

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  3. MrJungleMonkey - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by MrJungleMonkey on June 26th, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    OK dear sir, and how am I a loser thinking like this? (envious perhaps?) Please elaborate, full detail. Why? Are YOU IN LOVE? This bothers you because you think you have a spiritual connection which is just chemical interactions in your brain? Or, maybe 'god' brought you together? I'm just flabbergasted out how in the hell I could be a loser feeling like this.....do you have cognitive retardation or something? I mean, flame away, but at least give an explanation......I don't tell myself s hit, this is how it is, could be i've just changed as a person or it's my meds, who the fu k knows.....i expect an explanation or GTFO.

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  4. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  5. Nunyabuziness - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Nunyabuziness on June 26th, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    Awww, I made the cold robot cry. I didnt read this long for **** comment. Have a good one.

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  6. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  7. TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheOnlyBenis on June 26th, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    XD its because you give so much of a **** about it, man. You're so defensive. I've been single for almost 3 years by choice, with nothing but flings. I still believe in real love, but I know I haven't met the right person yet.

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  8. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  9. MrJungleMonkey - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by MrJungleMonkey on June 26th, 2011 at 1:31 PM

    LOL, then why did you respond in the first place? Hypocrisy is funny.

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  10. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  11. Nunyabuziness - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by Nunyabuziness on June 26th, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    Cause I know I get under your skin. And your face is funnier.

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  12. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  13. MrJungleMonkey - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by MrJungleMonkey on June 26th, 2011 at 1:33 PM

    Of course I give a s hit about it, it's a huge personality change and I don't know where it came from.............o.O

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  14. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  15. geniusaint - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by geniusaint on June 26th, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    wow man...



    PS: forget nunya hes an *******

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  16. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  17. peza - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by peza on June 26th, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    The word flabbergasted should be brought back into more common usage.



    Use it or lose it.

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  18. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

  19. TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheOnlyBenis on June 26th, 2011 at 1:35 PM

    XD guess so. honestly, i have no idea where your ego comes from.

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  20. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 11:08PM

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