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TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

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Posted by TheOnlyBenis
on October 4th, 2011 at 7:08 PM


MrsMistressWolf, let the battle begin,
while I revel in my life of sin.
You may be a cutie, but I know I'm right,
and I will be the victor of this poem fight!

Vote up! 7

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  1. Posted by An EP User on October 4th, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    LMAO oh this is awesome!!!! *waits for Mrs wolf*

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  2. Laughtereverafter - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Laughtereverafter on October 4th, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Oooh! This is gonna be good! I can tell! *pops some pop corn and get's a good seat*

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  3. Posted by An EP User on October 4th, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    LMFAO!!!!!

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  4. Laughtereverafter - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Laughtereverafter on October 4th, 2011 at 7:18 PM

    Hahahahahahahahaha!

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  5. TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheOnlyBenis on October 4th, 2011 at 7:24 PM

    Holly, go play with your dolly, it would be a true folly for you to mess with this not so jolly giant!

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  6. Posted by An EP User on October 4th, 2011 at 7:25 PM

    *gets popcorn*

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  7. TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheOnlyBenis on October 4th, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    took me 5 minutes to fill my gut,

    while your poems seem to be stuck in a rut.

    this whole situation seems too much like rap,

    I could spit these rhymes while taking a nap.

    Reply | 4dislike | Flag

  8. Laughtereverafter - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by Laughtereverafter on October 4th, 2011 at 7:28 PM

    This is getting good!

    Reply | 1dislike | Flag

  9. TheOnlyBenis - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by TheOnlyBenis on October 4th, 2011 at 7:29 PM

    XD if you start with my name,

    all your rhymes are the same.

    My hair isn't red,

    isn't that what you said?



    I'm perfectly willing

    to give you some filling

    but as for a poem,

    you don't even know 'em.

    Reply | 2dislike | Flag

  10. CaptainJackass - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by CaptainJackass on October 4th, 2011 at 7:33 PM

    hey shes mine mister



    for i'm a real A lister



    shes a sexy mistress



    and no one is gonna miss this

    Reply | 5dislike | Flag

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