iphones

man where do i start. ok first things first. i phones are amazing for surfing the net, or watching live streamed tv, or google maps, or facebook etc the list goes on... unfortunately what that list is lacking IS TO BE USED AS A PHONE. why are  I PHONEs useless at being a phone.l that is point numero uno. secondly iphones are beggining to ruin relationships. me and my wonderful partner will sit and cuddle in front of the tv and yet since she has had the iphone the closest we get to cuddling is if she "pokes" me on facebook. jesus she has actually sat in front of the laptop typeing to some1 on facebook whilst writing to some one else one her fb app aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. and also i dont have one and everbody else does!!!!!!