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I like the smell of my dog's food

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EpoxyMonoxide - 26-30 years old - female

Posted by EpoxyMonoxide
on November 1st, 2011 at 5:10 PM


No, I am not some Alpo huffer. I feed my dog dry food every day, with a small can of wet food every other day, as a treat. He eats the top of the line stuff. He likes all different flavors: beef, salmon, rabbit, duck,  pork, venison, buffalo. I am not exposed to a lot of meat: I only eat poultry and fish, no mammals. When I feed my dog, I notice that all the meats are totally different, in look, density, smell... I am vaguely repulsed by them (especially the rabbit, yuck). But there is one flavor that I am not repulsed by. In fact, I feel vaguely curious. As horrible as this is, the smell is even kind of pleasant. Spicy, in a way. What is this mystery meat? Lamb. I have never tried lamb, though I am certain I would like it. I don't expose myself to lamb because I know I may be tempted by it. But even in dog food form, it's still tempting. I have never smelled it close up or anything, it may be lamb, but it's still dog food. 

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  1. nwtrdr33 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by nwtrdr33 on November 9th, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Don't try bacon then because bacon is sooo addicting.It tastes unbelievable and it makes everything else taste better.I have had jumbo shrimp wrapped in bacon..hmmm hmmm,steak w/bacon,chicken wrapped in bacon,my dog does cartwheels when I give her bacon.Anyway bacon smells super good too but I don't think any dog food smells like what I eat,not sure what you're smelling.

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  2. DrewBerry - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by DrewBerry on December 8th, 2011 at 1:54 PM

    LOL @ Alpo Huffer ~ what a cute and quirky story.

    Thanks for sharing...

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  3. Posted by An EP User on December 11th, 2012 at 11:56 PM

    LOL

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  4. Posted by An EP User on May 4th, 2013 at 12:20 PM

    spicy lamb? try lamb tikka masala. you'll never go back to dog food -.-

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