I fancy older men

Ok, ok. I admit it. I fancy older men. I am 14 and have fancied the following celebs:

David Hasselhoff (When he was younger and also a bit when he was a judge on America's got talent) - This phase has ended now!
Shaun Ryder (When he was in the indie pop band, Happy Mondays and when he appeared on the UK version of I'm a celebrity.) - again, phase ended.
Michael McIntyre (Appeared on Live at the apollo, Mock the week, The Royal Variety performance 2010, Michael McIntyre's comedy roadshow and his 2 dvd's which are Live and Laughing and Hello Wembley) - This phase has sort of ended but I'm moving onto...
Pat Sharp (Who appeared on this year's version of I'm a celebrity and was a former Funhouse presenter, also was a host on 'come dine with me') - This phase has only just started.

Also other than these celebrities If you have read my username or my story you would know that I have a crush on my 45 year old Science teacher.
If you search up these celebrity names on Google Images you will probably find that these people are not the most attractive people in the world!
Why oh why must I be so different!