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RoaringFlameLostinShadow - male

Posted by RoaringFlameLostinShadow
on January 31st, 2012 at 3:26 PM


FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

   

HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.

   

KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.

   

PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.

   

POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.


SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.

   

SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.

   

SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.

 

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  1. boglen - 66-70 years old - male

    Posted by boglen on January 31st, 2012 at 3:48 PM

    You said it all ...

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 18th, 2014 at 7:07AM

  3. RoaringFlameLostinShadow - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by RoaringFlameLostinShadow Jan 31st, 2012 at 3:51PM

    Thank you!!!

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  4. OreoMath - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by OreoMath on August 24th, 2012 at 1:55 PM

    Where are you finding this great stuff? :)

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  5. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 18th, 2014 at 7:07AM

  6. RoaringFlameLostinShadow - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by RoaringFlameLostinShadow Aug 24th, 2012 at 6:06PM

    Coolquotes I think

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  7. justme2151981 - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by justme2151981 on August 22nd, 2013 at 12:26 PM

    Haha awesome x)

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  8. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 18th, 2014 at 7:07AM

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