FOOT: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
HEALTH: The slowest possible rate of dying.
KARAOKE: A Japanese word meaning tone deaf.
PHILOSOPHY: A study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently.
POVERTY: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
SLEEP: A poor substitute for caffeine.
SLEEP: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
SUSHI: Known to the rest of the world as 'Bait'.