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hylierandom

Posted by hylierandom
on March 18th, 2012 at 1:39 AM


These antacid tabs taste like sweet-tarts!
They should not make these so yummy.
I have eaten half the bottle.

At least it's not as bad as what happens if you eat too many vitamin c candies...
Your butt explodes.

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  1. Posted by An EP User on March 18th, 2012 at 4:08 PM

    exploding butt.. considered a weapon of mass disgusting by the Pentagon.

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:43AM

  3. hylierandom - 41-45 years old

    Reply by hylierandom Mar 18th, 2012 at 4:10PM

    *snort*

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  4. Posted by An EP User on June 28th, 2012 at 3:18 AM

    I prefer tums myself :) but as far as the pentagon, no, now they have the silent butt deadly. They have special forces go in and pass gas around political leaders so people think they did it so wars start by an act of flatulism.

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  5. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:43AM

  6. Posted by An EP User on June 28th, 2012 at 3:18 AM

    I prefer tums myself :) but as far as the pentagon, no, now they have the silent butt deadly. They have special forces go in and pass gas around political leaders so people think they did it so wars start by an act of flatulism.

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  7. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:43AM

  8. Posted by An EP User on June 28th, 2012 at 3:24 AM

    It caused mass spending and accountability loss, and to recuperate it took mouth to @$$ resuscitation while holding a brief case of shady deals and millions of dollars and the recomendations for nasal therapy was lots of breasts of fresh aides.

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  9. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:43AM

  10. Posted by An EP User on June 28th, 2012 at 3:26 AM

    And even that fell short of the jackson shaft brown nosing scandal in the 1800s.

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  11. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:43AM

  12. Posted by An EP User on June 28th, 2012 at 3:29 AM

    But can we really blame them? Look at all the hard work they do in the broomclosets. They earned their hookers an t!ts cereal and bill of rights toilet paper.

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  13. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:43AM

  14. Posted by An EP User on June 28th, 2012 at 3:31 AM

    And i honestly think its shameful how the news is always kicking in the backdoors of the anals in congress. They earn their brown bags specials lmao.

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  15. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 20th, 2014 at 5:43AM

  16. hylierandom - 41-45 years old

    Reply by hylierandom Jun 28th, 2012 at 10:45AM

    O.O mmmkay?

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  17. animalvamp85 - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by animalvamp85 Jun 28th, 2012 at 11:10AM

    Awww it was supposed to be funny...

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