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BarmyCow - 51-55 years old - female

Posted by BarmyCow
on May 7th, 2012 at 2:46 PM


This is my first 'confession ' on EP.  I'm not sure if anyone will bother to listen to me or send their comments but I thought I'd start by giving you a list of my favourite and least favourite things.  This way you will get a snapshot of who I am and from here on in I can tell my stories.  I live in the Derbyshire Peak District, England, with my husband, Trevor, and my cats Marrowfat & Luna.  I have a grown-up son who lives in Washington and a teenage daughter at Leeds Uni.  I celebrate eccentricity of all kinds...

Favourite things:

 

Firelighters, rain, Coronation Street, the green triangles in Quality Street, black coffee, Hello! magazine, creosote, hairy chests (but not hairy backs!), red wine, Amsterdam coffee shops (the kind that sell twenty different types of weed!), supermarket cashiers, candles, thunder, granny boots, wisteria, Friday nights, kitchen-sink drama, Joni Mitchell, rag-rugs, purple, big-eaters, swearing, open fires, Sunday lunch, rude drivers, pierced belly-buttons, black nail varnish, fish and chips, tacky seaside resorts, fairgrounds, fried onions, fridge magnets, curry, mushroom-picking, darts, old-fashioned bathtubs, abstract art, garden centres, Frey Bentos steak and kidney pies, washing lines, handwritten notes, pickling jars, potting sheds, nosy neighbours, people who expose themselves to ridicule on Reality TV, Michael Parkinson, Kate Rusby, peanut butter, foot massage, toasting forks, lumber rooms, owls, chocolate body paint, incense, black lace, Faye Weldon, rag and bone men, 70's sit-coms, Glam Rock, Glenda Jackson, poppies, rhubarb crumble, pachouli oil, mullioned windows, cats, bare floorboards, real ale, tattoos, Harleys, off-colour jokes, wind in the chimney, caravans, Mike Leigh,

 

Least favourite things:

 

Thimble collections, stuffed toys in the back windows of cars, orange squash, bumper stickers, the colour ‘teal’, PG Tips, pap-smears, politicians, fat women with bare midriffs, electric fires, heatwaves, fascists, beer steins, dried pampas grass, thongs, blokes with long fingernails, cellophane-wrapped flowers from the petrol station, margarine, public toilets, the M1, graffiti, officious library attendants, racists, deep-root canals, gynecologists, dandelions, Barratt houses, randy priests, artificial sweetener, patterned carpet, blood sports, low water pressure, gay-bashers, white satin, xenophobes, Chick-Lit, Australian soaps, processed cheese, mobile phones, Izal toilet tissue, second-hand smoke, spitting (or ‘gozzing’ as we call it round here!), breast implants, brushed nylon sheets, Simon Cowell, fake tans, sweet sherry, fat-free anything…

So that's me.  If I sound like the kind of woman you'd plow down with your Range Rover or spit at in the supermarket queue then you probably won't be following my entries here.  But if you think I might have some very interesting and candid 'confessions' t make about my life then please, be my friend.
 

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  1. mumbai71 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by mumbai71 on May 9th, 2012 at 3:14 AM

    wow i will be glad if you can accept me as your friend. this confessions were from your heart and honest that is what i like too. i like women who are not the stereotype if they are doing things different why not i accept it

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  2. Onejack - 46-50 years old

    Posted by Onejack on May 15th, 2012 at 7:33 AM

    l like yr courage,am yr friend will always pray for u and family.

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