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SecretsofWillow - 18-21 years old - female

Posted by SecretsofWillow
on May 17th, 2012 at 10:38 PM


for all those people that live in caves out there, Siri is the magical talking voice on the iPhone 4S ...as fun as that phone is, it's also just fun to question Siri, such as...

"Siri, are there any bridges I can jump off of?"
"I found three bridges fairly close to your location."

"Siri, where do babies come from?"
"I found two baby stores fairly close to your location."

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck cound chuck wood?"
"42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that."

"Siri, what do you look like?"
"Does my appearance matter to you, Willow?"

"Siri, I need to hide a body."
"What kind of places are you looking for? - Swamps, dumps, mines, metal foundries, reservoirs..."

"Siri, will you marry me?"
"My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies."


Talking to my phone is so much fun XD

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  1. BleuNight - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by BleuNight on May 17th, 2012 at 10:39 PM

    Do you think Siri is bi ?

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  2. SecretsofWillow - 18-21 years old - female

    Reply by SecretsofWillow May 17th, 2012 at 10:40PM

    she hasn't started to flirt with me quite yet. I'll fill you in if she starts to try x)

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  3. BleuNight - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by BleuNight on May 17th, 2012 at 10:48 PM

    Beware, she might start vibrating in all the right places....

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  4. Posted by An EP User on June 12th, 2012 at 11:01 PM

    OMG, your phone is your best friend forever. I need to get myself one. lol

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