Um, gross.

My girlfriend brought me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
After I ate it, she asked how it was, with a smile.
I told her truthfully, that the peanut butter tasted weird.
She said "Oh, well I used the peanut butter that was by the dog food, because I couldn't find the peanut butter in the pantry."
"You mean...the peanut butter that my dog sticks her nose in and eats?"
"Yeah."
"That's disgusting, don't ever do that again."
"But, you let her lick your face all the time!"
"My face isn't my tongue, throat and stomach."
"I don't see a difference."

I went to the bathroom and threw it up. I refuse to digest that.
I can't be the only person who finds this repulsive.