Guilty Act off Unkindness

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Casualfun - 36-40 years old - male

Posted by Casualfun
on June 12th, 2012 at 7:09 PM

Okay, so I like to live a balanced life. My random act of kindness is to pay ppeople's road tolls for them. I never let them catch up to me because I don't want them to thank me in return, I want them to pay it forward.

And I balancce this out with a random act of unkindness. I fart in elevators. Seriously. Not like when I get in though. I wait until the elevator is just getting to the floor where I will be stepping off. I know I have about 6-8 seconds for the elevator to stop, the doors to fully open, and for people to start walking out.

It is the just getting there when I release the bomb. Quietly. Stealth is important. And as the elevator stops it is just getting free. And then the doors open and I leave that vapor trail in there as I walk out.

I know I am awful, I know this is a horribly uncivilized way to conduct myself. But it provides balance. I only hope those stuck in the elevator as it proceeds to its next stop. those who get to savor my flavor, have enough courage and fortitudde to pay it forward.

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  1. Roochie22 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by Roochie22 on June 12th, 2012 at 7:13 PM

    Lol :-)~

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  2. notsoblackandwhite - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by notsoblackandwhite on June 12th, 2012 at 7:25 PM

    Ha ha ha... that is so gross but sooooo. Funny. I hope I don't get stuck in an elevator. After you lol :) and, I totally get your logic ... its living chaotic/neutral.

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  3. BethDelisle - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by BethDelisle on June 12th, 2012 at 9:56 PM

    bahahahha, keep doing what your doing. I just hope im never in an elevator with you.

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  4. ThGirl4evr - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by ThGirl4evr on July 10th, 2012 at 10:16 PM

    We have a label for your elevator activity--we call it crop dusting!! My son does this intentionally in stores.....his typical warning phrase is "I'd leave this aisle now if I were you", and he's usually making a hasty exit as he says it!!! Thanks for making me laugh tonight :-)

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  5. Loleini91 - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Loleini91 on January 9th, 2013 at 9:39 PM

    Haha... gross, but hilarious.

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