Guilty Act off Unkindness

Okay, so I like to live a balanced life. My random act of kindness is to pay ppeople's road tolls for them. I never let them catch up to me because I don't want them to thank me in return, I want them to pay it forward.

And I balancce this out with a random act of unkindness. I fart in elevators. Seriously. Not like when I get in though. I wait until the elevator is just getting to the floor where I will be stepping off. I know I have about 6-8 seconds for the elevator to stop, the doors to fully open, and for people to start walking out.

It is the just getting there when I release the bomb. Quietly. Stealth is important. And as the elevator stops it is just getting free. And then the doors open and I leave that vapor trail in there as I walk out.

I know I am awful, I know this is a horribly uncivilized way to conduct myself. But it provides balance. I only hope those stuck in the elevator as it proceeds to its next stop. those who get to savor my flavor, have enough courage and fortitudde to pay it forward.