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I have a flabby belly

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robertloony - 31-35 years old - male

Posted by robertloony
on June 26th, 2012 at 5:39 PM


I have a flabby belly
it wobbles just like jelly
and my feet are big and smelly

My nose is nobbly
my knees are wobbly

If you sore my butt wiggle
it would give you a giggle
because as I walk it sways about
and every step I take a fart squeezes out

now you have a image of me
if I got down on one knee
would you marry me?

a guy with a
jelly belly
smelly feet
nobbly nose
wobbly knees
and a swaying butt
that speaks

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  1. Posted by An EP User on June 26th, 2012 at 5:41 PM

    Hahahahahahaha.

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 18th, 2014 at 5:50AM

  3. robertloony - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by robertloony on June 26th, 2012 at 5:45 PM

    If this hadn't made you smile it would have surely made you throw up.

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  4. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 18th, 2014 at 5:50AM

  5. Idontknowanymorez - 26-30 years old

    Reply by Idontknowanymorez Jun 27th, 2012 at 9:23AM

    No, it just means you are normal. I assure you more than half the people have a flabby belly. I must say I don't have a flat stomach....

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  6. robertloony - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by robertloony Jun 27th, 2012 at 9:36AM

    That poem is to be taken half in jest.

    Reply

  7. Idontknowanymorez - 26-30 years old

    Posted by Idontknowanymorez on June 27th, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    Yes, I would marry you as long as you can stand my farts too.. Lol..

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  8. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 18th, 2014 at 5:50AM

  9. robertloony - 31-35 years old - male

    Reply by robertloony Jun 27th, 2012 at 9:37AM

    Lol

    Reply

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