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cvann5 - 51-55 years old - male

Posted by cvann5
on July 5th, 2012 at 8:18 PM

I actually went out in the garden at midnight and picked Blueberries in the nude. Nothing eventful, unless you count getting locked out of your house!

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  1. Joylush - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by Joylush on July 22nd, 2013 at 8:18 PM

    That's hilarious! Whatever did you eventually do? I found myself locked out similarly last month and decided to sleep outside in a hammock (now I did have a nightshirt on but that was it). I have a man who rents a garage from me and lives about three miles away and borrowed a neighbor's phone to call him but he never answered. So I had to wait outside until he showed up the next morning at 8 am. By 10:30 I broke down and asked another neighbor for some insect repellant or the mosquitoes would have eaten me alive.

    I was able to fill up an empty water bottle I found in the recyclable bin with hose water and found an old tablecloth in the shed for a blanket. I was going to tough it out and be brave! Well I discovered a have a pesky raccoon that kept running through the yard so there went any thoughts of sleeping. Let me tell you it was one slow night. Go figure I had to pee about five times, not to difficult in a nightshirt. I now know the AC cycling pattern of all the neighbor's houses. Thought I'd take a walk around the block at about 3:30 am until I was chased by a cat! What cat chases a person? Freaked me out as I considered he must be rabid!

    My bravery ended when my savior finally arrived and I could barely keep from crying. All I could tell him was how sorry was cause I knew he'd be feeling terrible once he'd discovered what had happened (he didn't check his phone until the next morning so never knew I'd called).

    So pray tell how we're you saved?

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  3. cvann5 - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by cvann5 on July 23rd, 2013 at 6:46 PM

    I had to cut a screen out of one of the windows and reach around to find the inside door handle and unlock it!

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  4. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 21st, 2015 at 9:04AM

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