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TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

Posted by TheGuyNamedNicky
on July 20th, 2012 at 6:57 PM


Sometimes I think about you and my weiner can't help but to elevate 83 degrees. I imagine you eating pizza rolls and smoking crystal meth naked under a tree in the moonlight. Sometimes I have the sudden urge to shoot you with a horse tranquilizer and make love to your unconscious body under a tree in the moonlight. Everytime I stalk you or even talk to you I like to imagine us getting married and having a bakers dozen of kids under a tree in the moonlight. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I kinda like you as a friend.

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  1. Posted by An EP User on July 20th, 2012 at 6:58 PM

    LMAO thats sweet......sorta

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  2. TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by TheGuyNamedNicky Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:03PM

    Sorta?! I poured my heart and soul into that confession......sorta.

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  3. EdieQuinnz - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by EdieQuinnz Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:04PM

    *grins* Im sure she'll love it

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  4. Posted by An EP User on July 20th, 2012 at 7:05 PM

    Only 83 degrees? Hmph!

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  5. TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by TheGuyNamedNicky Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:10PM

    Don't flatter yourself!

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  6. NemoTheNihilist - 22-25 years old - male

    Posted by NemoTheNihilist on July 20th, 2012 at 7:05 PM

    Turn it into a poem... by the way, when you said "a baker's dozen of kids" did you mean that you would have thirteen children but one dies? Because that's why Baker's make thirteen pieces of bread; just in case one didn't come out right.

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  7. EdieQuinnz - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by EdieQuinnz Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:07PM

    i didnt know that

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  8. TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by TheGuyNamedNicky Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:09PM

    Yes that's exactly why.

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  9. Posted by An EP User on July 21st, 2012 at 2:16 AM

    Oh wow Nicky, and you said you couldn't write........

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  10. Posted by An EP User on July 27th, 2012 at 5:22 AM

    I know of a band called bakers pink

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  11. Mittons - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Mittons on January 28th, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    >:o *combusts into a NecrophiliaB0NER* >:o

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