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TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

Posted by TheGuyNamedNicky
on July 20th, 2012 at 6:57 PM


Sometimes I think about you and my weiner can't help but to elevate 83 degrees. I imagine you eating pizza rolls and smoking crystal meth naked under a tree in the moonlight. Sometimes I have the sudden urge to shoot you with a horse tranquilizer and make love to your unconscious body under a tree in the moonlight. Everytime I stalk you or even talk to you I like to imagine us getting married and having a bakers dozen of kids under a tree in the moonlight. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I kinda like you as a friend.

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  1. Posted by An EP User on July 20th, 2012 at 6:58 PM

    LMAO thats sweet......sorta

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  2. TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by TheGuyNamedNicky Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:03PM

    Sorta?! I poured my heart and soul into that confession......sorta.

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  3. EdieQuinnz - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by EdieQuinnz Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:04PM

    *grins* Im sure she'll love it

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  4. Posted by An EP User on July 20th, 2012 at 7:05 PM

    Only 83 degrees? Hmph!

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  5. TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

    Reply by TheGuyNamedNicky Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:10PM

    Don't flatter yourself!

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  6. Posted by An EP User on July 21st, 2012 at 2:16 AM

    Oh wow Nicky, and you said you couldn't write........

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  7. Posted by An EP User on July 27th, 2012 at 5:22 AM

    I know of a band called bakers pink

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  8. Mittons - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by Mittons on January 28th, 2013 at 4:43 PM

    >:o *combusts into a NecrophiliaB0NER* >:o

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