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MuffinAss - 31-35 years old - female

Posted by MuffinAss
on July 21st, 2012 at 9:24 PM


that its possible to have an incredibly awkward moment by yourself? Let me explain...

I bought an ice cream cone on the way home from work. Halfway up the stairs to my apartment and only a few licks in, my bladder told me I that I had to pee. Like right ****** now. So I ran in, did mah biz, went to do the wipe when I realized I still had ice cream in my hand. Obviously, I was kinda screwed. I had to spend the next several minutes finishing my ice cream on the toilet. It was really weird. :/

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  1. Posted by An EP User on July 21st, 2012 at 9:26 PM

    oh man.

    i bet it was cute though.

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 10:42PM

  3. MuffinAss - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by MuffinAss Jul 21st, 2012 at 9:27PM

    maybe Im the first person to ever eat ice cream with their pants at their ankles

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  4. Lilcuppa - 70+ years old

    Reply by Lilcuppa Jul 21st, 2012 at 9:30PM

    how did you get those suckers down though? you must have wwiggled really wiggly.

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  5. Posted by An EP User on July 21st, 2012 at 9:30 PM

    LMAO awkward yet hot at the same time.

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  6. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 10:42PM

  7. MuffinAss - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by MuffinAss Jul 21st, 2012 at 9:30PM

    fackin perv

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  8. EdieQuinnz - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by EdieQuinnz Jul 21st, 2012 at 9:32PM

    *looks down* i blame ep

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  9. Posted by An EP User on July 21st, 2012 at 10:16 PM

    don't feel bad....try doing that standing up.

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  10. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 10:42PM

  11. MuffinAss - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by MuffinAss Jul 21st, 2012 at 10:18PM

    lmao! that definitely wins

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  12. Posted by An EP User on July 22nd, 2012 at 10:36 AM

    I had thought that nobody ate while on the toilet. I feel a little less strange now.

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  13. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Dec 19th, 2014 at 10:42PM

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