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Posted by Anonymous
on August 4th, 2012 at 10:43 PM


I was in McDonalds recently when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to fart.

The music was really loud so I timed my fart with the beat of the
music.

After a couple of songs I started to feel better.

I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me.

And suddenly I remembered I was listening to my iPod

.and how was your day?

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  1. Posted by An EP User on August 4th, 2012 at 10:48 PM

    Ahahahahahahahahahaha.

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  2. someday2012 - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by someday2012 on August 4th, 2012 at 10:49 PM

    Lol...that was great. At least you kept up with the rhythm of the music :D

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  3. Posted by An EP User on August 4th, 2012 at 10:50 PM

    LMAO

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  4. lilredmonkey - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by lilredmonkey on August 4th, 2012 at 11:17 PM

    **** was hell of funny......I laughed so loud and read your story to my husband ......first real laugh of the day by a complete stranger. Thx

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