How can I get back at my mom without shoving pizza crust up my butthole?

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Posted by Anonymous
on August 18th, 2012 at 10:47 PM

I shove pizza crust up my butt whenever me and my mom have an argument because I want her to get mad when she has to take me to the hospital.

There I said it. And I don't care what you all think.

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  1. Posted by An EP User on August 18th, 2012 at 10:48 PM


    **** off

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  2. UnoriginalUsername2 - 18-21 years old - male

    Posted by UnoriginalUsername2 on August 18th, 2012 at 10:51 PM

    I've never shoved up anything up there to harm myself... But in an odd way I kind of understand.

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  3. netrox - 36-40 years old

    Posted by netrox on August 18th, 2012 at 11:46 PM

    i feel your pain.

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  4. Posted by An EP User on August 20th, 2012 at 5:31 PM

    Ohh please I seen this on a site that posts crazy questions from Yahoo answers...

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  5. mojo30337 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by mojo30337 on August 22nd, 2012 at 9:45 PM

    If this is an example of your problem solving skills, then the crust and its location is secondary to the list of things wrong. Find help dear child.

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  6. youneeda - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by youneeda on August 23rd, 2012 at 4:22 PM

    I suppose you could shove it up one of HER holes!

    That'll 'teach her', huh? ( how stupid!)

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