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Ferric67 - 36-40 years old - male

Posted by Ferric67
on September 28th, 2012 at 1:29 PM

Damned if I Don't...

I was feeling lethargic last night, as I arrived late to my Yoga class. I set my mat up in my usual the corner without the mirror in my face (not that I would call myself possessive, but the people in class have acknowledged to my face how they perceive that area as "my spot"). I choose that general area because (A) I have the most personal space available (B) the occasion breeze I get when the instructors open the exit door during class (the room is over 105 degrees fahrenheit) (C) limited distractions since there is no mirror during class (D) it is one of the closer spots by the Men's room (just in case I feel nauseated during class from the extreme heat).

The instructors assume that my primary reason for choosing that spot is so I won't have to look at my reflection during class...
Not true (yet not fully false either)...either way, I let them keep their thinking intact.

I roll my mat out, throw my towels on top. I run into the men's room and quickly change. I come back out. I, now, fully notice the person closest to my spot. She is situated approximately two to three feet away, to my right. She is in a pigeon stretch, warming up. I recognize exactly who it is...
Her name is Anne Marie. She is somewhere in her early 40's...yet she has the flawless body of a 25 year old centerfold. Anne Marie is the trophy wife of a plastic surgeon (when i saw him one day, he appeared to be somewhere around 20 years older then her).
Her skin is delicately smooth and even with a light tanned. A Flat stomach and noticeable plump chest (more then likely a benefit of her husband). Her multy toned blonde hair and precisely manicured nails seem to indicate she spends ample time in salons. Her beautifully sculpted physique tells me she is childless and has multiple gym memberships. She has high cheek bones and full lips (again, possibly a spousal benefit)...she is a knockout!
Anne Marie, since the day I met her has been courteous and sociable with me...nothing short of friendly and polite. I even saw her at my job one day...she was just as sweet...

She takes note of me as I kneel on my mat, and immediately comes out if her stretched angled...greets me with a big smile (she has a perfect smile!),
"hiya Konstantine"
She swings her body to fully face me, her legs are now in a full split angled towards me...
"would you like me to slide my mat a little to the side so you can see the mirror?"
By this point, I am probably beginning to blush...her body language certainly has me slightly embarrassed and flustered....
"I'm fine Anne Marie, thanks anyways"

Consider me officially distracted for Yoga class.

I had a stronger class then Anne Marie

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  1. kapush - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by kapush on September 28th, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    Sweet story, well written and fascinating connections or at least undertones with world classic literature. The allusion to mirrors evoked in me the idea of time, repetition, illusion... and perhaps delusional thoughts. Nonetheless, the sensuality of the story took me by surprise in the middle of nowhere. I was caught in the intrigue and the development was elegant with a final that I just want to say encore! applaud!

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  2. Anonymous

    Reply by An EP User Apr 18th, 2015 at 3:29AM

  3. Ferric67 - 36-40 years old - male

    Reply by Ferric67 Sep 28th, 2012 at 1:51PM

    Thank you very much sir.


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