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ShakespeareSonnet116 - 31-35 years old - female

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Posted by ShakespeareSonnet116
on November 9th, 2012 at 4:21 PM


So here I am playing on Ep, & pretending that I can't hear the obscenely drunk woman at the next table screaming into her boyfriends face that she doesn't want him for his money. :/

Awkward... She just caught me glancing.

*whistles nonchalantly... looks everywhere but at the crazy lady*




I'm rather tipsy myself.

*drinks water*

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  1. Posted by An EP User on November 9th, 2012 at 4:25 PM

    ahhh Fridays....think I will go home early and have a drink. I KNOW my wife didn't marry me for my money....never had any...still don't.....I am certain it was because she liked my eyes......yeah....that's it...either that or she was drunk....

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  2. ShakespeareSonnet116 - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by ShakespeareSonnet116 Nov 9th, 2012 at 5:27PM

    You do have pretty eyes... & a well stocked liqueur cabinet... ;)

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  3. Posted by An EP User on November 9th, 2012 at 4:38 PM

    If you wanted trouble, you could ask her what she possibly could want him for. Or, perhaps more relevant, you could tell him that she had better be rich.

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  4. ShakespeareSonnet116 - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by ShakespeareSonnet116 Nov 9th, 2012 at 5:25PM

    I know! Right? What a proper minger! Lol!

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  5. Posted by An EP User on November 9th, 2012 at 4:44 PM

    I'd say you earned a drink, love. Or two.



    This was funny! My husband and I once witnessed a massive scream fest on New Years Eve where some poor guy was getting reamed out by his drunken girlfriend the likes of which included: "When am I going to get a riiiiiiiiinggg" and "You're such a ba$tarddddd!" (It's less effective without hearing the drunken slurring, I know...)



    Yeah... I wanted to yell, "Run!" but even if I did I doubt he'd have been able to hear me ;-)

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  6. ShakespeareSonnet116 - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by ShakespeareSonnet116 Nov 9th, 2012 at 5:24PM

    That poor guy. How unseemly. :/

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  7. Experienced321 - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Experienced321 on November 21st, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    the blood alcohol content is a breeding ground for interesting conversations...and mutual admirations..

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  8. ShakespeareSonnet116 - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by ShakespeareSonnet116 Nov 21st, 2012 at 11:57PM

    Isn't it just. Can make a three seem like a ten.

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