I just bought a 5-pound pineapple gummy bear online.
Posted by planx9
on November 15th, 2012 at 2:30 AM
There goes $30, all because I surfed the internet long after my judgement skills had fallen asleep. Dumbass.
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enjoy that gummy bear chicka
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Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
"A five-pound gummy bear? That looks awesome!"
What I didn't acknowledge was that:
-Although I love them, I seldom eat gummy bears.
-Money doesn't grow on trees.
-It's gonna take weeks to eat that thing.
Although I will admit: that's gonna be a pretty kickass gummy bear. Maybe I'll take it to a taxidermist and stick it above my mantle. -
I did that one time...but it was a 2ftx2ft box of Nerds.
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enjoy lol
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