Posted by TheGuyNamedNicky
on November 20th, 2012 at 7:16 PM
Its weird to know what it feels like to live 20 years before I know it I'll be 40. I don't know what I will do in this life or if my life will be good. I think as long as I don't kill anybody and if I befriend Jeff Goldbloom my life will be okay. I hope I don't have too many bumps in the road. Right now I've hit a bump. This bump has been bumping me really hard. Its been dry bumping me if you will. I will see better days though. Hopefully days filled with naked women serving me and Jeff Goldbloom Capri suns by a pool. That'd might be a tad bit too ideal but its most defiantly plausible because anything is possible with love. And I love Jeff Goldbloom, Capri Sun, and naked women and I love them in that order. I do need to find love though. I'm in need of it. I've been deprived it all my life and its getting to me. I've recently been falling in love with women that give me the slightest bit of attention and some of these women I shouldn't be falling in love with like this 60 something year old wal mart greeter named Susan. When ever she says "Welcome to Wal Mart" she says it in a 'i want your weiner inside me' kind of way or atleast I think she does. I don't know. I will find that love thing once of these days but for now I am going to try out this thing called 'life' everybody has been talking about.
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