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TheGuyNamedNicky - 18-21 years old - male

Posted by TheGuyNamedNicky
on November 20th, 2012 at 7:16 PM


Its weird to know what it feels like to live 20 years before I know it I'll be 40. I don't know what I will do in this life or if my life will be good. I think as long as I don't kill anybody and if I befriend Jeff Goldbloom my life will be okay. I hope I don't have too many bumps in the road. Right now I've hit a bump. This bump has been  bumping me  really hard. Its been dry bumping me if you will.  I will see better days though. Hopefully days filled with naked women serving me and Jeff Goldbloom Capri suns by a pool. That'd might be a tad bit too ideal but its most defiantly plausible because anything is possible with love. And I love Jeff Goldbloom, Capri Sun, and naked women and I love them in that order. I do need to find love though. I'm in need of it. I've been deprived it all my life and its getting to me. I've recently been falling in love with women that give me the slightest bit of attention and some of these women I shouldn't be falling in  love with like  this 60 something year old wal mart greeter named Susan. When ever she says "Welcome to Wal Mart" she says it in a 'i want your weiner inside me' kind of way or atleast I think she does. I don't know. I will find that love thing once of these days but for now I am going to try out this thing called 'life' everybody has been talking about.

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  1. PunkGoesCrunk - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by PunkGoesCrunk on November 20th, 2012 at 7:20 PM

    Grow a moustache and drink beef stew.

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  2. PunkGoesCrunk - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by PunkGoesCrunk Nov 20th, 2012 at 7:24PM

    That's verbal abuse. I'm offended and shocked you'd even use that word.

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  3. EdieQuinnz - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by EdieQuinnz Nov 20th, 2012 at 7:26PM

    he's a hottie caca face. Let me lick your beard Punky

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  4. Posted by An EP User on November 20th, 2012 at 7:22 PM

    am worried about your Jeff Goldblum obsession

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  5. PunkGoesCrunk - 26-30 years old - male

    Reply by PunkGoesCrunk Nov 20th, 2012 at 7:25PM

    Yeah but come on, everyone wants to have sex with someone from Jurrasic Park.

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  6. EdieQuinnz - 31-35 years old - female

    Reply by EdieQuinnz Nov 20th, 2012 at 7:26PM

    no...... just no.....

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  7. emerson52 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by emerson52 on November 20th, 2012 at 8:24 PM

    The older you get the faster time goes. In life there are positive and negative experiences, might not like all the lessons but we learn from them all---that is how we gain our wisdom and our truth. Life is to live, not fear living it---Just as life is to short to hate, so don't hate life. Don't let negatives define you, let the positive truth of your love radiate your being. Don't deceive yourself or anyone else. Respect your mind, body, and soul and the mind, body, and soul of those you know or will know in the future. Google in Fatima the movie and watch it or the clips, true story. Enjoy, My Friend

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  8. Posted by An EP User on November 21st, 2012 at 4:07 PM

    Hahahahahaha, dry-bumping is the best. And Susan sounds hot, unlike our anti-social greeter, I think his name is Dave, but I'm not sure.

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  9. Posted by An EP User on November 21st, 2012 at 5:47 PM

    I hope you find love/Jeff Goldblume/ Caprisuns.

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