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  • Anonymous

    I am Gay. There i said it...

    from Love confessions

    I am Gay. There i said it. I have been in the closet for over 18 years. Do I have gay pride? I don't know, but I am happy with who I am.… [more]

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    By: Anonymous | Comments 551

  • Littlemisssomebody - 31-35 years old - female

    jonleepritchard

    from Venting confessions

    I've got a complaint! aren't my feet worth fighting and wanking over?? huh.. and you backed down after only one warning shot from MypainisYourFriend.. huh.. *walks of in a huff*… [more]

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    By: Littlemisssomebody | Comments 335

  • Anonymous

    Read this!

    from Venting confessions

    F*ckin ep! You all know how much it means to you when someone comments on your confession. Even if its not great advice or anything even important. Its nice to know some one took the time to read your sh*t and cares enough to comment on it. We all need to comment on eachothers stuff more. F all that "30 comments for the popular ep'ers" who say useless sh*t like "Goodnight everyone", mean-while people like me poetically pour our hearts out and no one even gives a sh*t. From now on, when you post a confession, take the time to comment on just one persons confession. Even just something like "bummer man" or "sorry to hear that". Just something. Oh and uber rate this sh*t up so everyone sees … [more]

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    By: Anonymous | Comments 295

  • Flicksy - 18-21 years old - female

    I confess that i think

    from Venting confessions

    More than 50% of these 'confessions' are BS. Plucked from the warped mind of teenage drama queens. I confess it, i really do. & if that makes me a bad person... Well, i better go cut myself :)… [more]

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    By: Flicksy | Comments 251

  • Anonymous

    This is about the disgust...

    from Venting confessions

    This is about the disgusting habits of my husband...or do the majority of men do this? First gross habit: He picks his nose, pulls out a winner, rolls it up and flicks it onto the floor, sometimes it lands on the couch...gross. Why not just get up and get a Kleenex??? Second gross habit: When he cooks (for the entire family) he likes to taste test...sounds okay, right? Well, it's not okay when he sticks the spoon down his throat like children do when they are licking cake batter from a spoon. Then he doesn't wash it off, he sticks the spoon right back into the food that we're all supposed to eat...gross. Can't he at least rinse the spoon off? Third and most annoying habit: I call this one… [more]

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    By: Anonymous | Comments 248

  • kickme007 - 46-50 years old

    i am a very succesfull bu...

    from Health confessions

    i am a very succesfull buissnes man.i make good money but i have been addicted to crack for 13 years.i moved 1 hour away from my dealers 10 years ago to stop using now i dont use daily but once a week usally friday nights.i used to use 1 or 2 hundred a day now i use 4 or 5 hundred on a fridaymy problem is i am a funcational addict which i think is the worst kind because im killing myself and pulling the wool over everyones eyes not to mention the 25 grand i spend a year. i am 46 and have no money put away for retierment (any sugestions on how to quite)i do have a house a nice truck and lots of equipment but i am a big time loser in my own eyes. no one else sees this.i am living a big lie and… [more]

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    By: kickme007 | Comments 190

  • AmayaEkio - 18-21 years old - female

    ...

    from Love confessions

    It's good you aren't within my reach right at this moment. (: Because then you'd have to add me to your list of girls that have slapped you..… [more]

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    By: AmayaEkio | Comments 177

  • Anonymous

    I sent him a message...

    from Love confessions

    I hope that he replies and my luck begins...… [more]

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    By: Anonymous | Comments 151

  • TheBSwhisperer - 22-25 years old

    Liar Liar come out and play

    from Revenge confessions

    I know you are out therestill lying to them allI am here now so better make sure your **** is gold babyI am watching you and if you slip even a littleI will catch it and tell them all your secrets… [more]

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    By: TheBSwhisperer | Comments 121

  • inexperienced - 22-25 years old - male

    Be My Own Boss

    from Work confessions

    So I can get stoned....and no one will care. **** the place I work now doesn't care... Awesome… [more]

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    By: inexperienced | Comments 107

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