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    Hilarious.

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    People can't stop going on, on and on about the dichotomy between men and women.How differently they think, behave, talk. How there's no changing the, uh, quinsessential differences between them. Anyways, I have always entered the internet without a stated gender, with a neutral alias. You guess what? People have always assumed me to be the gender that I am most definitely not in reality...not once have they gotten it right. Yup.  … [more]

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  • Anonymous

    whisperingpipes

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    I speak English, not ghetto, though I can if I choose to. You dig, homie? Got dat bling-bling, fo sizzle my nizzle.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    a

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    so u know my fav choice of songs- oldies jazz. who will appreciate these types for youngsters these days? unless born in that era in pastlives.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    wait...

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    Celebrate good times, come on. Snicker....… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Miss you Pumpkin Pie

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    जिसकी बीबी फटती उस कवि बोरा नाम हे मेरे अंगनामे तोम्हारा किया काम हे फटती नौहत्य नौहत्य फैटी फैटी फैटी फैटी मौहत्य शिट्टी शिट्टी … [more]

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  • Anonymous

    actually

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    It did hurt when I fell from heaven. It hurted me real real bad.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    baby boy

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    ahh...ur desperate and lonely. how many times I tell you to go work. with work, you have money then you can go out to spend money. not hiding at home, waiting for your mommy to bring the food home to you where u just open your mouth to eat like a toddler.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    sunshine

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    Im your boogie man Ill do whatever I can Be it early morn Or late afternoon… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Cheap Trick

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    I want you to want me. I need you to need me. I love for you to love. I'm begging you to beg me. But I was always a Gonna Raise Hell type of guy. How close was I to guessing?… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    How

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    How is that post even legal. Someone should contact the FBI.… [more]

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