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    My niece didn't want to eat fish of any kind when she was a little girl

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    because they "lived in the water", so my sister told her whenever she cooked fish "it's ok this is the kind of fish that grows in the garden" which my niece happily accepted until first or second grade. One day she came home from school mad as a wet hen because she had been embarrassed that day when she had insisted there were fish that grew in the garden.… [more]

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    Re Cave man style

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    when I read that I laughed so hard my dog came running with a toy thinking I must want to play.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    wowowowowow

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    your not going accomplish much by needling someone for how they spell a word that isn't even in the dictionary. the trolls here are reachin... amuzzzzing in a rather diabolical way.… [more]

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    Re: Cave men style

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    Get over your self with that cave man crap! Women of today won't fall for that Shittttt! Wake up this is 2015!!… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Those men were funny

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    I can recall a few times when I hit it off with some attractive men. I wasn't flirting. But well one I recall had a teenage daughter that was very interested in speaking to me and I couldn't help but notice her hott dad. He was smiling and adding to what she was saying. He liked me. And OMG he was sooo handsome and tall. A Florida boy. I was taken back when he just stood there smiling at me. So I was like ..bye.. A few days later I saw him again when I was with my S.O. and he gave my man a weird look. I was thinking ..what the hell was that for. I witnessed another man give my s.o. a crooked look who was attracted to me..lol. I'm thinking there's no reason to be rude guys… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    you know

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    you know what rhymes with party shack, panty snack :D… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Haha!

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    Just saw an article on FB about KFC's double down hot dog. It's very heteronormative, if you ask me. No, you can't have your wiener between two buns...it must be between two breasts...or thighs. … [more]

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  • Anonymous

    kay I''ll be back later

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    I'm going out to clubs some pretty women over the head and drag them to my cave and make love to them weither the like it or not , until they fall in love with me <3 jkjk… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    bagging a woman cave man style

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    well if the lord say it is good then that good enough for me, I'm going out to bag me a couple of wives then :P… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Why?

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    Why a younger woman? Older women have more flawed nooks and crannies to explore. Older women are better at keeping secrets. They're also easier to catch in a chase. :)… [more]

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