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  • Anonymous

    someone once told me

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    That crack causes brain damage. Lol. The same person who sent me to ep. Crack is a walk in the park comparatively.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Building the Foundations of Trust

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    People are a bunch of fucktards. Yes, this includes me. I never knew someone to pursue another by entrapment first. What do they hope to gain by that strategy? I mean, I'm not the world's best strategist either, but I find communication and faith a lot more appealing options.… [more]

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  • Duskmoon - female

    Somehow the troll thinks

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    That everyone that posts here is at home. I'm thinking this must be what they do from home all day since it doesn't occur to them otherwise. Other people get out and work buddy.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    End of Delusion

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    Contacting the person directly would put an end to your delusion that you are communicating with someone you know anonymously on a Internet confession website. … [more]

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  • CelestralCreature - 41-45 years old - female

    ahhh

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    I didn't have to go. I got some guy to do my laundry for me ;)… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    No

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    No, its true. Ive been told, I wasnt supposed to be here on so many levels. Not planned, not wanted initially, almost died. See, the luck contines years later.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    The heart wants what the heart wants

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    She p!$ses me off. But she's the one I go to bed thinking about and wake up doing the same. I don't deserve her and nothing about this seems traditional, or orthodoxy, but the heart wants what the heart wants. I know, I know, I'm a fvcking retard, but on the bright side, she'll never speak to me so I am spared the humility.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Re: Re re re oh yeah

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    No one said that merely talking about it is stalking.  But dropping in on a professor to whom you are attracted -- that crosses a line.  Anyone with a single functioning brain cell should know that teacher-student relationships are unethical and therefore unthinkable, not to mention prohibited by almost all educational institutions and actually prohibited by law in many states.  There is no situation in which it is acceptable.  The professor has a lot to lose from such a relationship, so it is a virtual certainty that he is not interested, and any "visits" you make fit the definition of stalking.… [more]

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    By: Anonymous | Comments 0

  • Anonymous

    Re: Re oh yeah

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    No one said you were.  Calm down.  This board is full of erotomanic stalkers stalking their professors.… [more]

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    By: Anonymous | Comments 0

  • Anonymous

    oh I got

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    Oh I got it. Riding her is like riding a double decker............... How do you dismount?… [more]

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