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    Robert Looney' 79

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    A Young men who lives in Burke has a Imaginary Father and a mother. Well, she was Protibeshini.hi! hi ! hi ! hi ! hi ! hi ! His Prestigious Family Bought Blue Socks from Windbreak Dr. Town GOD FATHER was given away free..Inexchange of Taken care of his Brother DIRT Hospital COST. And more, New Business Policy. He got the Thumb Drive, She got the Original. Together they made a OCEAN name " Abu Shah TakShall".… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Thy Pipe (*-*)

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    I smoked some pot today with my brother Nevada, the affect hasn't fully taken form but I feel so loving, like I wish I had that weirdo nerdling here with me so I could hug him. With my arms. Because I'm like That! Man, I hope that weirdo chin is okay, friggin worried about him since I left like I miss him but I'm also prissy. I mean, that boy still hasn't message me or added me whatsoever! Like, Gaw add me you weirdo! Me want to have conversation with you! Damn, it's slowly taking form. I miss and love that nerd, friggin miss the hell out of him but what can I do, he is there and I am here, he will be okay. Any who, my bro was giving me advice on how much I should smoke weed, because I'm st… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    That was supposed to be ...

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    send me an email. No more mean. ok?… [more]

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  • Owlshirt - female

    one time

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    When I was little, I threw dog poo at my neighbors window because I hated them. I was really young. (*-*)… [more]

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  • QUINN1 - 41-45 years old

    LOOKY

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    i tink sumtingz wong wit my licker, i wookz funny don't it?… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    for your lazy eyes (or eye, in your case ;)

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    Wit is not spelt 'whit' And if anything was natural about it, it's that you naturally lack any and all tact. Also, really? You bring a gross grungy ex con to her first day of school. Go mom, you really know how to pick 'em. Must be that 'whit' of yours.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Funny,

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    In Public Library  I have a Bluetooth Parallal from England EPID walking with me. Even she/he appear fromUSA too ! Who are you sweetheart? What is your Problem? Can I help you? COCO Z?… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Re: Re Re: Re Not sure who you mean, but

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    Why would someone chew me out for leaving a reply on the off-chance that a post was directed at me?  I did nothing wrong, and your response was in fact quite rude.  It's not my fault that you have bad manners, kiddo.… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Ben Franklin

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    Said it best. We are all born ignorant, but one has to work really hard to remain stupid. hehe Just seems so true! tata… [more]

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  • Anonymous

    Itchy Balls

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    Ask someone to lick it good.Hahahaha!… [more]

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