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I am Gay. There i said i...
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I am Gay. There i said it. I have been in the closet for over 18 years. Do I have gay pride? I don't know, but I am happy with who I am....[more]
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This is about the disgust...
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This is about the disgusting habits of my husband...or do the majority of men do this? First gross habit: He picks his nose, pulls out a winner, rolls it up and flicks it onto the floor, sometimes it lands on the couch...gross. Why not just get up and get a Kleenex??? Second gross habit: When he cooks (for the entire family) he likes to taste test...sounds okay, right? Well, it's not okay when he sticks the spoon down his throat like children do when they are licking cake batter from a spoon. Then he doesn't wash it off, he sticks the spoon right back into the food that we're all supposed to eat...gross. Can't he at least rinse the spoon off? Third and most annoying habit: I call ...[more]
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Dear Beloved, ...
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Dear Beloved, Life often takes drastic turns. At times we may not know what is ahead. I have found solace in following your lead, confident that we are capable of facing whatever challenges may lie ahead. I look forward to spending an eternity with you. A compliment of you is what I strive to be. I am confident that we will live together for an indefinitely long time. Why? I love you. I love you in every sense of the word. I love you with warm and personal affection, as a close friend. I love you as a dear family member. I love you romantically. Most of all I love you with the strongest form of love, principled agape love; a love that is an unselfish concern for doing what is right an...[more]
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Confessions of a Weekend ...
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Confessions of a Weekend Father. It's 7am on a Sunday morning. I'm awake. My three kids are asleep. I look around and survey the weekend damage. My home is littered with this weekends gauntlet of fast food wrappers, new toys, old toys, paper plains, last nights board games, and other stuff I don't recognize at the moment. It will take all next week to make this house pass EPA inspections. I sit around and soak it all in. And feel so damn lucky and loved. I forget all the fights, bad words, and hatefulness my ex wife and I experienced at times. Right now I just want to thank her so much for bringing these children in my life. I have to admit I wasn't happy the last few years with...[more]
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After I got out of high s...
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After I got out of high school I got a gorilla costume from a friend of mine. I always had trouble sleeping at night and found myself awake during the time the school bus ran in the mornings. The days my dad worked day shift I would put it on and go outside and crouch behind a car and wait for the bus to drive by and I would run behind the house a distance of maybe six feet. I would try to time it so that by some chance one of the kids was looking out the side they would get a short glimpse of a ape. Living in the boonies they would no doubt think it was bigfoot. I still think its funny, but at the time it was a laugh riot for me. I don't know if anyone ever seen sasquatch but the thought of...[more]
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I tried to snort coke onc...
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I tried to snort coke once... the ice cubes got stuck in my nostrils......[more]
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Ok I download movies off ...
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Ok I download movies off the internet (but only movies I CANT find in the store because I like owning the DVDs, makes me feel happy that my DVD rack is full)... but that is not my confession... So a few years ago I was downloading Men in Black 2. Needless to say I searched a popular P2P sharing site and found the movie. Well to my surprise, when I played the movie, I did not get "Men in Black 2" but "Men in Black Men 2." SO NOT THE SAME MOVIE!!!!...[more]
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