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donkey punch: The donkey punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that much better (for you of course). may be illegal in some states, contact an attorney before busting a nut!
I donkey punched meredith last night, and it was awesome
Added by hoopty on August 17th, 2010
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candi: A female name assigned to women who have surprisingly high voices and a flirty demeanor.
Did you meet that girl? she's so candi.
Added by videodemon on May 31st, 2010
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junk shot: A junk shot is something you inject or insert into something else in order to break or stop it. popularized by british petroleum's attempt to stop its leaking horizon oil well in the gulf of mexico in 2010 by injecting literally, junk, like golf balls and shredded car tires, into the well. the junk shot effort failed.
Bp tried to clog up its broken well with a junk shot, and it didn't work.
Added by videodemon on June 9th, 2010
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tossing salad: The licking of another persons anus by inserting the tongue into the butt hole. salad dressing is sometimes used on it to hide the taste.
Added by hoopty on August 18th, 2010
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moranathon: When you go out one a date with more than one moran.
I went on a moranathon with about three guys!
Added by Bilqiysgreene123 on June 29th, 2010
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taint: On the human anatomy it is the space betwixt the genitalia & the rectum.
Added by navyvet on August 18th, 2010
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sublivious: I "coined" word taken from the combining of two disparate words, "subliminal" and "oblivious". 1) when something is so apparent and obvious, you can't see it, or you fail to take notice of it. 2) when you are so used to seeing or hearing something, you fail to take notice anymore.
1)i was naked, draped suggestively on the bed, trying to hint to my husband that i was interested in making love, but he was sublivious to my enticements.
2) some of these commercials are played so often, they've become sublivious.
Added by darkchild23 on May 24th, 2010
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chasin: Excuse me, but are you seeking illicit drugs?
Chasin'?
Added by Oztalker on June 15th, 2010
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long con: A "long con" is an extended setup in an attempt to rob or cheat someone else. it usually involved an elaborate story that is executed over many weeks to months, aimed at convincing the target that the con artist (or thief) is legitimately a friend and trustworthy resource. at the end of the long con, the con artist gets the victim to voluntarily put themselves in precisely the position the con artist wants them in.
Many long cons involve convincing someone you have come into a lot of money, and in order to get access to it, you just have to put up a little of your own-- and the long con gets the victim to put up that money, which gets stolen.
Added by videodemon on May 27th, 2010
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fugly: Fucking ugly.
Did you see her capri pants? f'ugly!
Added by LeisaWolf on July 22nd, 2010
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animalism: Sexual attraction of animals to humans and vice versa.
the state of arrousal caused by a particularly sexy beastie on the human anatomy.
Thebigm has a certain animalism about him, so that explains the shih-tzu dry humping his leg.
Added by THEBIGM on June 8th, 2010
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fush and chups: A new zealand seafood dish; known elsewhere as fish and chips
Would you like some fush und chups?
Added by on October 29th, 2011
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floyd: A shiny round balloon, existed on march 10, 6:30 am. floyd helped out through the day, greeting hundreds of visitors, and welcoming guests. floyd followed his beloved creater all day. until finals... floyd disappeared. his creater desperately searched for him, but alas. floyd was never found. "floyd was a good balloon," states his creator. "he always had a smile on his face."
Added by soharu on August 11th, 2010
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friendroid: A friend who's an android
"i have a friendroid named data"
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diffrent strokes: Diff'rent strokes (aka different strokes) was a popular american situational comedy (sitcom) from the early 1980s, about a rich white man adopting two poor black children, arnold and willis jackson.
That white lady got all diff'rent strokey and adopted a few black kids.
Added by videodemon on May 28th, 2010
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elevator reflex: An elevator reflex is the act of getting into an elevator and immediately, and constantly, staring at the numbers the entire ride in an effort to avoid looking at others.
Your elevator reflex is amazing, you managed to not even notice the 8 girls in short skirts that got on the next floor.
Added by videodemon on May 29th, 2010
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glar: An expression for transient wrath or frustration to be uttered in instances where one cannot use expletives.
Glar! i just dropped mayonnaise between my toes!
Added by ZephyrSin on May 24th, 2010
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wog: Noun: (usn) an abreviation for the word pollywog, or someone who has not crossed the earth's equator.
"get your sheleighly here comes a wog!"
Added by navyvet on August 18th, 2010
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I donkey punched meredith last night, and it was awesome
Added by hoopty on August 17th, 2010
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Did you meet that girl? she's so candi.
Added by videodemon on May 31st, 2010
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Bp tried to clog up its broken well with a junk shot, and it didn't work.
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Added by hoopty on August 18th, 2010
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I went on a moranathon with about three guys!
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1)i was naked, draped suggestively on the bed, trying to hint to my husband that i was interested in making love, but he was sublivious to my enticements. 2) some of these commercials are played so often, they've become sublivious.
Added by darkchild23 on May 24th, 2010
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Chasin'?
Added by Oztalker on June 15th, 2010
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Many long cons involve convincing someone you have come into a lot of money, and in order to get access to it, you just have to put up a little of your own-- and the long con gets the victim to put up that money, which gets stolen.
Added by videodemon on May 27th, 2010
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Did you see her capri pants? f'ugly!
Added by LeisaWolf on July 22nd, 2010
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the state of arrousal caused by a particularly sexy beastie on the human anatomy.
Thebigm has a certain animalism about him, so that explains the shih-tzu dry humping his leg.
Added by THEBIGM on June 8th, 2010
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Would you like some fush und chups?
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Added by soharu on August 11th, 2010
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"i have a friendroid named data"
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That white lady got all diff'rent strokey and adopted a few black kids.
Added by videodemon on May 28th, 2010
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Your elevator reflex is amazing, you managed to not even notice the 8 girls in short skirts that got on the next floor.
Added by videodemon on May 29th, 2010
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Glar! i just dropped mayonnaise between my toes!
Added by ZephyrSin on May 24th, 2010
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"get your sheleighly here comes a wog!"
Added by navyvet on August 18th, 2010
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