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BIZZARO! | Hasselhoff, Palin Dream Interpretations


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BIZZARO! (Hasselhoff, Palin Dream)
Some people I have met take me to their home in outback South Australia. It is a tumbledown farmhouse with curtains over empty doorways, filled with cushions but no other furniture. My friend Vicki is there, with a baby girl, which she gives to me to look after (this is obviously Jezebel, her cat). I tell Vicki the child needs more clothes on, as she is cold, but Vicki has disappeared. I cradle the baby in my arms to keep it warm and go looking for some clothes for her. I have to step over a big striped cat, which is standing in a puddle of yellow vomit.
Suddenly everyone is excited, as Sarah Palin and David Hasselhoff have turned up. Palin hugs and kisses all of the women –very passionately. I take out my phone camera and point it towards her, but Palin says: "Uh-uh, no pictures. When I see cameras, I nuke ‘em."
Palin bends down low and I see down the top of her dress –she has three breasts. The middle one falls out, shrunken and wrinkled, and Palin tucks it back in between the others, not looking at all embarrassed.
We all pile into an old station wagon. I am in the back with Palin and Hasselhoff. I don’t know who is driving. The front seat passenger turns around and tells me she is a former Nun, and is now a nymphomaniac.
"I am speeding! "She tells me. I say: "But you are not the one driving." She says: "No, I am speeding on amphetamines. Have you any heroin to help me calm down?" I tell her "No, I have stopped using heroin". Hasselhoff offers her some cocaine. The Nun says: "No, that stuff makes me crazy."
"I have some valium at home," I tell her. So we decide to drive to my house –in reverse. We are on the southern side of the Swan River, overlooking Perth. Hasselhoff says to Palin: "The press are going to ask us what we think of where we are going to do our show, and I haven’t a clue about it."
I tell him:" The show will be in King’s Park, which is above the city on a bend in the river". I point it out to him. There is a big burned-out patch in the middle of it, where a bushfire has been through, right where the War Memorial should be.
I look towards Palin, who is crushed against the door by Hasselhoff. She looks ancient and wrinkled, with no make-up.
Thankfully, my alarm beeps, releasing me from this torturous dream!
I have to stop taking those pills!
Dream Symbols from our Dream Dictionary:amphetamines | baby girl | bend in the river | david hasselhoff | doorways | driving; cat; child; celebrity | farmhouse | friend vicki | front seat | hasselhoff

Dream Dictionary Type: Hasselhoff, Palin dream
Dream Posted on: 04/05/12
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