Hair Removal

Sun, 12 May 2013 08:17:04 PST

I DID NOT WRITE THIS NOR DO I TAKE ANY CREDIT FOR IT. ITS DOING THE ROUNDS SO YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY READ IT, BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVEN'T.......

Possessed Peas And Thunder...

Sun, 24 Mar 2013 09:02:09 PST

A true story involving my beautiful Nan Eileen and her lovely friend Anne who are both sadly no longer with us but were a joy to behold xxxx

Sometimes You Just Have To Laugh.....At Yourself

Sun, 17 Feb 2013 11:24:33 PST

No matter what the season I used to walk around the Cobbs Hill Reservoir. I'd grab my dog and off we'd go in the early morning when the park was mostl...

Easter Eggs

Sat, 16 Feb 2013 23:40:50 PST

I was in the supermarket, not in the Easter egg aisle but noticed a cart piled high with Easter eggs and assumed it was about to replenish the shelves...

The Gas Station

Tue, 12 Feb 2013 21:07:25 PST

So one day I stopped to get gas. The man inside came over the loud speaker and asked how I was going to pay. I thought that was a little odd but ans...

Questions And Answers Heard In The Courtroom 2

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 14:16:22 PST

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?" Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask." Lawyer: "What was he wear...

Questions And Answers Heard In The Courtroom 1

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 13:53:09 PST

Q. What is your date of birth? A. July 15th Q. What year? A. Every year. Q. What gear were you in at the moment of t...

Church Bulletin Bloopers 2

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 00:10:02 PST

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer. Tuesday at 4...

Jesus Saves

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 23:39:35 PST

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tir...

Marriage Advice From Kids

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 23:21:20 PST

How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry from a kids viewpoint . . . "You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, s...

What Is Easter?

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 02:09:22 PST

Trust me.. read this til the very end. It's hilarious. Three men died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that th...

These Made Me Smirk, Not Laugh

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 02:02:53 PST

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't...

Missionary'S Horse

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 01:51:30 PST

A young man is lost and walking in the desert. One hot day, he spots the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses...

Church Bulletin Bloopers

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 01:47:28 PST

These are actual real typos that church secretaries made when making the announcements in their programs. I have always loved reading these funnies. I...

Backseat Chef

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 15:26:18 PST

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL!...

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