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<title>Experience Project Stories for the Group: I Love Jokes</title><description>Stories users on Experience Project have submitted for the group: I Love Jokes.</description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/group_profile.php?g=36690</link><item><title>Food For Thought</title><description><![CDATA[Flying on Air Force One, Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said &quot;You know I could throw a $1000 bill out of the window right now and make someone v...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3195588</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3195588</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:49:42 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Taming The Wife</title><description><![CDATA[Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had told their new wives what their household duties were to be.   The first man h...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3195562</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3195562</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:25:34 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Police Lineup</title><description><![CDATA[Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect, who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. Detectives asked each man in the lineup...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3195542</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3195542</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 13:13:34 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>A Lovely Poem</title><description><![CDATA[I love your smile, your face, and your eyes  Damn, I'm good at telling lies!  ***  My darling, my lover, my beauti...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3190703</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3190703</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 11:13:45 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>LIE - Why Women Lie</title><description><![CDATA[One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appear...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3190662</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3190662</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 10:45:21 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Yo Mama Got The Chins</title><description><![CDATA[Yo mama so fat she got more chins than a Chinese phone book....]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3158561</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3158561</guid><pubDate>Tue, 07 May 2013 12:51:15 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Worst Day</title><description><![CDATA[A man is sitting in a bar staring at his drink. After staring at it for half an hour without taking a sip, one of the bar regulars decides to have som...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3157494</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3157494</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:56:27 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Drunk Ice Fishing</title><description><![CDATA[A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. He starts sawing a hole in the ice, when a loud booming voice says, &quot;You will find no fish there.&quot;&lt;br...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3157487</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3157487</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:53:22 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>The Man And The Cat</title><description><![CDATA[A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he ...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3157474</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3157474</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 23:46:45 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Business</title><description><![CDATA[Dad: I want you to marry a girl of my choice Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter. Son: Then ok  Dad goes to B...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3127030</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3127030</guid><pubDate>Tue, 23 Apr 2013 13:54:51 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Doctor Jokes</title><description><![CDATA[Doctor: What seems to be your trouble?Patient: When I get up I feel dizzy for one hour.Doctor: Try getting up one hour later.D...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114749</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114749</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:53:11 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Daughter'S Letter 2 Dad</title><description><![CDATA[Father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroomwas astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat&amp; tidy. Then he saw a...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114747</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114747</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:50:52 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Fall In Love</title><description><![CDATA[ Falling love Is Like Having A Cigarate..................  It Starts With A Flame................  Continues With A Glow.............]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114744</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114744</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:47:15 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>If Nobody Smiled</title><description><![CDATA[ If nobody smiled and nobody cared   and nobody helped us along.&nbsp;  If every moment looked after itself and&lt;/...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114740</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114740</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:46:19 PST</pubDate></item><item><title>Everything I Do...I Do It 4 U</title><description><![CDATA[Everything I Do...  I Do It For You...  &lt;img src='http://jdelivery.rediff.com/ajaxpris...]]></description><link>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114736</link><guid>http://www.experienceproject.com/uw.php?e=3114736</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 04:42:36 PST</pubDate></item>
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