I Love Jokes And Riddles Stories of Experiences

A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students.
Taking him aside after class one day she asked, "Little Billy, why has your schoolwork been so poor lately?"

"I'm in love", he said

Holding back the urge to smile she asks...

A teacher asks her class, "If there were 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many are left?"

She calls on Little Billy.

He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies...

If a man speaks in the woods and no woman is there to hear him...........................

"IS HE STILL WRONG" ???

St. Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when 40 New Yorkers showed up.Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven's door before.St, Peter thought he had better consult God.So he left the group at the gates and went off to find...

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asked a young Engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?"The Engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits...

A man in a bar walks up to another guy in the bar and says "Did you know that the beer they serve here can make you fly?"
"Yeah right!", the guy says, "Prove it!"
The man orders a beer, drinks it down, opens the nearest window, flys...

I became confused when I heard the word "Service"used with these agencies:Internal Revenue 'Service'U.S. Postal 'Service'Telephone 'Service'Cable TV 'Service'Civil 'Service'State, City, County & Public 'Service'Customer 'Service'This is...

There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.He told his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me with me. I want to...

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London . He curtly asked the Cabbie to turn off the radio
because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because “in the time of the
prophet there was no music...

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife wasreally pissed.She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in thedriveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"The next morning he...

A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.', he opened the envelope and...

A guy was sitting in the restaraunt eating his soup.
He really needed to pee and not wanting someone else to have his soup he left a note by his bowl saying
"I spat in my soup"
When he got back to his table he looked at the note and saw...

There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well,
but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water
melon patch at night and eat his watermelons.

After some careful thought, he came up with a...

A woman called her doctor to complain about her husband's snoring.
"Is there anything you can do?" she said,

"Well, there is one operation that will cure your husband, but it's rather expensive, the doctor relied.
The cost is $1,000...

A woman invited several of your friends and family to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?"

"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what...

Sam, an older gentleman, always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he bought them, wore them home, walking proudly.
Upon arriving home, He walked into the bedroom and said to his wife, "Notice...

Little Johnny is walking by his parent's bedroom when he hears a lot of noise. He opens the door and sees his dad with his mom bent over the dresser having sex. Dad looks at Little Johnny and smiles, gives him a wink and motions for...

A man on a bike was stopped at the border by police assigned to investigate goods transported across both states. He carried a bag of sand. On perusing through however, the cop found nothing else in the bag and therefore let him go. The...

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer
interested?

PUPILS: A teacher.