I Love Jokes And Riddles Stories of Experiences

One sunny day in Ireland, two men were sitting in a pub, drinking some Guinness, when one turns to the other and says "You see that man over there? He looks just like me! I think I'm gonna go over there and talk to him." So, he goes...

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.

Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink...

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go...

A man who was in an unfortunate car accident had surgery and was put into an induced coma. When he woke, he said to the doctor: "Doctor I cannot feel my legs at all!", in which the doctor replied: "I know, that's because i had to...

By now, everyone has heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51." Late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their...

There I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a really big, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps it down in one swig."Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says menacingly, as I burst into...

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants
To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed
I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?
'No' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time...

My wife and I were watching Who Wants
To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed
I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex?
'No' she answered. I then said,
'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time...

- You failed to meet the dress code at the fairground.

- Your fishpond used to be your hot tub.

- 3 of America’s Top 10 Most Wanted are at your class reunion.

- You’ve experienced “road rage” on a riding lawn mower...

The teacher stood in front of her third grade class. This is a thinking exercise she said with her hand behind her back. In my hand I have something round and red and good to eat. What is it? Mary said Its an apple! Teacher said no it...

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... 'What the hell was I thinking?'
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I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind.

Whew, scientific proof. What a relief to learn this !
Ever walk into a room with some purpose in mind, only to completely forget what that purpose was ?
Turns out, doors themselves are to blame for these strange memory lapses...

This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a
Woman

In a brand new
Cadillac

Doing 65 mph

With her
Face up next to her

Rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away

For a couple seconds...

The human body has 7 trillion nerves.
My wife manages to get on every fucking one of them.
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I fitted strobe lights in the bedroom. They're brilliant...

Two men were sitting at the bar, when one man turns to the other
and asks, "Tell me, why do you keep pouring that beer into your hand?"
The other man replies, "I'm getting my date drunk."

TC = ticket checker
Funny confrontation - Doctors vs Engineers in train trip
7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai.
So they all gather at Pune Station.
Both groups are desperately trying* to prove their superiority...