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A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there...

All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The Epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. Read on.........
My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
> sports car and
> was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
> blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
>...

After landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day ...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, decidedly unattractive, woman walked into the store along with her...

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress.
 
After he takes his shirt off, he...

      
     DEVOTED HUSBAND
    
     This is for all you women who think your husband doesn't care any more.     Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
     This touched me in ways that I can't...

A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: Well, I...

When I first heard this one in high school I got it so wrong I actually got mad at myself
I will now share my frustration with all of you...
A toad is at the bottom of a 20 foot well with very slippery sides.
Once an hour...

1 This explains your car.
2 I never saw one like that before.
3 But it still works, right?
4 Are you cold?
5 I guess this makes me the early bird.
6 Ahhhh, it's cute.
7 Can I be honest with you?
8 Maybe it looks better in...

Over three-quarters a century old
A position of wealth and power I now hold
I stand before you and twice sit naught
Seen dressed in black an awful lot

Who Am I?

This would be an acceptable reason to laugh at a funeral...

A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital where he had worked for most of his life. A huge heart, covered in flowers stood...

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her Father cursed her heavily.

'Where have ye been all this time, child? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye...

I am you and me
I live forever never ending yet you rarely think of me ordinarily
i am both in living and the dead

what am i?

Arnold Schwarts. has a long one.  Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one. And Cher has been married three times, but never used it.  What is it? Think you know?  I'll give the answer in a few days.

Online computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber...

Many seek me for their whole lives
I am the reason behind it all

Got this from a friend - viral email

You can retire to   Phoenix, Arizona where.......

1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because
you found shade.

2. You've experienced condensation on your butt
from the hot...

"A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir."The driver says, "Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating."The driver's wife is in...

i come in all sizes
many have felt i am fake
i have been considered bad before

John and Jill were about to go into his apartment, and before he could open his door, Jill said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door."

John says, "Well, give me some examples."

Jill...