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A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced...

      
     DEVOTED HUSBAND
    
     This is for all you women who think your husband doesn't care any more.     Sort of brings a tear to your eye, doesn’t it?
     This touched me in ways that I can't...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special...

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat,

while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.
Although I...

     I have learned a few things on my voyage to old age.  I better put them down before I forget them.   

Birds of a feather flock together . .

And then poop on your car.

A penny saved is a

Government oversight.

The...

Some of the best ones are:
1.What fish catches a mouse? 
 1.A cat fish
2.There once was a father and his son. First, the son asked his father, "Dad, is god black or white?" the father answered, "both...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labor.
I work at great depths.
I plunge headfirst into everything I do. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
I work in...

When I first heard this one in high school I got it so wrong I actually got mad at myself
I will now share my frustration with all of you...
A toad is at the bottom of a 20 foot well with very slippery sides.
Once an hour...

>> When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't Talk for a year and a half.
>>Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.
>>Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up...

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red
> sports car and
> was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a
> blonde.
>
> The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's
>...

A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there...

Arnold Schwarts. has a long one.  Michael J. Fox has a short one. Madonna doesn't have one. And Cher has been married three times, but never used it.  What is it? Think you know?  I'll give the answer in a few days.

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would...

What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.

How is a woman like...

So here are a few of my Irish/Catholic jokes - sorry in advance to anyone who who might take offence.
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What's Rod Hull's favourite washing powder? Aerial.
What's blue, hangs from the ceiling & doesn't fit anymore? Ian Curtis.
Two dead terrorists were found in Michael Barrymore's pool - they were suicide bummers. He has a new show...

There are four men in a boat in the middle of a loch (lake). the capsizes and all four men fall into the loch and sink to the bottom, but not a single man gets wet. How?

There once was a bear hunter who was having no luck in finding his quarry. All at once, he felt a tap on his shoulder from behind. It was a huge grizzly bear.The hunter's shock was increased when the bear spoke to him. "You are hunting...

  Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.  The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.   Doughboy was...