I Wtf Stories of Experiences

Wtf?
Hey I am all for relative law or relatives...that there is no real right or wrong...but somewhere you gotta draw the line before you get hurt no?
It is easier to believe any lie as truth than to accept a simple truth.
Maybe lies...

Man up or die: murders of effeminate teens at South African Ranger Training CampWere they murdered for being gay? A picture of a beaten dying teen, a picture of a Nazi-like flag – and in between a Game Ranger Camp to make “Moffies...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking...

Okay, so it all started about three years ago. Ive never had any ufo experience or any sightings for that matter, but anyway one day I was taking a shower and when i was drying myself off I notice in my mirror something on my back... I...

As many as 74 schoolgirls in Afghanistan got sick after smelling gas and are being examined for possible poisoning - "there have been numerous substantiated cases of mass poisonings of schoolgirls by elements of Afghanistan's ultra...

After many months of re-assessing my life, I've come to the conclusion I need to trim down on so called friends. I'd prefer to have a dollar than four quarters. So after cutting everyone off that I didn't feel has earned or maintained...

What is it with this F#$% universe. You knock a man down and kick him in the Heart!  Then just when he is able to stand again, you do it all over again!F#$%! F#$%! F#$%! F#$%! F#$%! F#$%! F#$%! F#$%! 

It's not the first time. I go to sign out an access card, she stands up, bends over and i can see her breasts. Full breasts. I feel guilty for a second but really I am a man and she knows for sure I am looking directly down her top. I...

So far doctors have told me I have a kidney stone several degenerated disks in my back and neck, multi joint arthritis, to much ferritin in my blood which is causing me to have very high amounts of iron in my blood. I also have muscle...

WTF is right. So about a week ago my EP account just fucking disappeared. I was happily browsing when I got an email notification on my phone, SO I go to check and I see and email from EP support. Its says I have a new message. So here...

"I Wtf" should be under its own EP group. What does it mean to wtf?

I just found out this morning that my boss was about to throw someone under the bus. I don't know why. Don't really care why. She is a quality person, very smart and articulate, and very kind, but apparently very dumb when it comes to...

I went to the fridge to find something to eat for dinner one night. I opened the fridge and I didn't find anything in there so I decided to look in the freezer. I opened the door and my cat jumped out. I was like WTF? How the hell did...

I know this story makes no sense but I'll tell you anyway. I was on my way to pick up my daughter from school one day. I lined up behind all the other cars and waited like I always do when an old man came up to my window and urged me to...

And then I joined. I do find myself saying this in my head a lot. Especially if I let my head run like a never-ending ferris wheel. Soon I'll suddenly be thinking thoughts that I don't even get.

I ride so fast...I not just create a jet stream
I ride so fast I make the people scream

I ride so fast I create a JET RIVER
I ride so fast I make the people SHIVER

I initially posted this as a blog, but decided to post it here now so everyone can read it...As some of you know, I've been hunting for a house. One house I've been to see really opened my eyes a bit... I was greeted at the door by the...

So, would some one PLEASE explain this one to me?
Go to google... start typing...
Why wont my pa
And you will be offered the top suggestion...
WHY WONT MY PARAKEET EAT MY DIARRHEA
WTF?

Sometimes it is the only way to properly express yourself. The extreme end of just totally not being able to believe some new stupid thing that you have seen in your life. Sadly, it's happening to me more, and more as time goes by...

Awhile back, I found a dead fly down between my sheets.  I can understand how it got in the apartment, but how the hell did it end up dead down there?  No, I don't live in a garbage can like Popeye the Sailor Man, btw.