I Want to Know What Completely Stupid Thing You Once Believed Stories of Experiences

"I Love You""I'll always be there for you""You are the best thing that has ever happened to me""You are beautiful"All of it was always fucking bullshit!

I was told that Houdini died at a local theatre when I was in 1st or 2nd grade. It didn't happen there.

I believed it without a doubt until maybe my junior year of high school.

I still refuse to fully accept that that kid lied...

That the federal government actually gave a chit about the people..

I will not get marry, don't slit the pole, if their to poles on each side of the street go around do not go in between then bad luck, and black cat bad luck.

Well.....this is a bit sad to admit....but, speak the truth and shame the devil, right?

Ok.....in football (soccer to you Americans!) that's televised in the UK, they have the flags of each team on each side of the pitch.....now, this...

How silly! Jesus did not then and does not now care about any of the minutia I sweat every day! The basic message is "What so ever I do the least of my brothers..." That's it.

And now I know that Jesus died because a bunch of people...

When I was a kid, someone told me that tarantulas bite and kill humans, so that they can eat a hole into the stomach of that person and lay their eggs there. I was young, so I believed it. There was no Google to find out if its true. I...

1. Chocolate milk comes from a chocolate cow.
2. You must hold your breath when driven past a cemetery, otherwise an evil spirit will take up residence inside you.
3. Skim milk was made out of skin.
4. I believed that up until actually...

When I was in junior high I had a crush on a boy named Ryan, who sat next to me in English class. One day my elbow bumped his at our table (we had tables in that class instead of desks). I didn't move my elbow and he didn't move his...

When I was little, I believed that if you swallowed watermelon seeds, it would grow inside of you, so If I ever did swallow one by accident, I'd throw it up afterwards. o3o

When my brother and I were young, we spent a lot of time in hus truck at night driving from my mom's house to his on the weekends. He told us that he could kindof control the streetlights, and that when he was tired, they would tend to...

When I first watched the movie "The Princess Diaries" I swore that Genovia was a real country. When I found out it wasn't, I was terribly disappointed.

I believed that God couldn't see people in the bathroom, so I did all sorts of "bad" things in there - like wall writing, and making messes. :) Oh, childhood.

When I was a little girl my mom told me that when the ice cream truck played music that it was out of ice cream. =[
I also used to think that if I kept shaking my barbie her hair would become curly, I don't know why I did that.
I also...

Among the dumbest things I believed was that cats were "girls" and dogs were "boys". Made sense to me at the time since kittens and cats were all cuddly and cute, and dogs seemed to get in trouble a lot!

When I was in elementary school, the guys in town would send me all over the place looking for a sky hook.....One afternoon in the grocery store, the store owner told me to stop walking around looking for a sky hook because there is no...

Let's see....How about we start off with a serious, grey one and move onto lighter things. I used to believe that I could trust my mother. But as time went on, I leaned that that was extremely stupid to believe. I used to believe when...

1. santa
2.easterbunny
3.elfs
4.sharks dont eat people
5. elvis is alive
6. im a real person
7. cartoons are real
8. animals can talk
9. jesus can drive thats just damn silly u know jesus aint got no damn driver license
10...

When I was a kid, I thought when we switch off the TV things stop, meaning that when we switch it on again at the morning we should find the same whatever show continuing (I wasn't that bright, was I?) Never mind, I grew up just fine.

When I was a little girl, and we would drive through a neighborhood with huge houses, I thought the people living there had many children. Conversely, people living in small houses had only one or two children.I was convinced big homes...