I Gotta a Joke Stories of Experiences

This joke made me laugh although it was mad corny..What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?...... Can I hold your hand? Hand ..hand ...hand ...hand ..hand ...hand.. hand. Lmao idk why but thats fucking hilarious

Why do witches wear no underwear ?
To get a better grip on the brume :)

- Woman has Man in it...
- Mrs. has Mr. in it..
- Female has Male in it...
- She has He in it..
- Madam has Adam in it..

Okay, okay, it all make sense now - I never looked of it this way before.
Ever notice how all of women's problems...

- Woman has Man in it...
- Mrs. has Mr. in it..
- Female has Male in it...
- She has He in it..
- Madam has Adam in it..

Okay, okay, it all make sense now - I never looked of it this way before.
Ever notice how all of women's problems...

Knock KnockWho is there?Broken PencilBroken Pencil who?Ah never mind, it's a pointless joke!  

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero...

Program ManagerA lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp.They pick it up and dust it off.Poof -- out pops a...

A female brain cell walks into a male brainShe is looking around and can not see anyoneHello, Hello is anyone here?"We are all down here"

The mirror,What a joke,Take a look,See what I mean,The joke within!

About the New Bin Laden drink?It's two shots with a splash of water.

A woman is sitting at home sipping wine on the porch with her husband and she says,
"I love you."
He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"
She replies, "It's me............. talking to the wine."

One day God noticed Adam was lonely and went to him and said, "Adam, I'm going to give you something called a wife. She will cook all your meals for you, keep your house spotless, give you a massage whenever your shoulders are...

I just thought of this one,:
What do you call a mushroom that buys all the rounds of drinks!!?

Answer: A fun guy to be with,. lollollol :-) (get it fungi) to be with,. Omg i should be on the stage!, ''i know i hear...

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders.

The man says, 'A hamburger, fries and a coke,' and turns to the ostrich, 'What's yours?'

'I'll have the same,' says...