I Think Levin60kitty Is a Space Alien Stories of Experiences

MY TRIP TOWARDS MEXICO
By Levin,  aka the space alien

        It was a job, getting packed up for the trip.  There was Me, Ma, Mae Ella (our weird cousin)and our two dogs, Minus and...

Miss Bebe sat there staring at Moomouse.  the mouse turned to her.  I know you from somewhere, don't I.
BB - "Well yes, I am you."
MM - "What, you are me.  How can that be?"
BB - "Oh come on...

The old white haired curmdudgeon sat in his small office with a glass of Jim Beam in his hand, singing.  "Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail," suddenly a shout came from across the street.  "Shut...

Duty calls - I will have to be gone for perhaps two days.  Shucks - I wanted to write stupid stuff all weekend long and now . . . .  Oh well.  I will see you guys Monday or before if I get everything done.  Cheers...

Commander Pushky is still missing.  He took all the damned space alien chips so we are out of business here at the ASS*OLE headquarters.  Oh well.  Maybe he banished me from the WEIRDO space alien group.  If so I...

Anyone here seen Commander Pushky?  I lost him - haven't heard from him in ages.  I hope his phaser didn't backfire and vaporize him; or worse still, the almighty came and took him away.   Let me know.

     The last time we left our superheroes they were after pills and the naked guy still hadn't found his clothes.  Sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor and the evil Pushky was laughing...

To my friends,

I apologize for being gone these last couple of  days.

I was helping three...

With too many naked bodies standing around the headquarter tables, Dasmuggler shakes his head in disbelief and says, "What the fuck?!"
He then reaches into his pocket, where he grabs a vile of meds and shakes the bottle at CK...

When last we left out EP superheroes team of Dasmuggler (DM) CuriosityKitten (CK) and Moomouse (MM) along with their nude sidekick Nudeinva (NV), SergeantTim (ST) had betrayed them and was involved in an argument with Commander...

Yesterday we left the evil Pushky in a face off with our three superheroes and the naked guy. Also, sergeant Tim was passed out on the floor of his office. Dinosaurs roamed the earth and volcanes erupted. A giant asteroid was headed...

The television blares as the red eyed old sot stares at it.
"Weellllll boys and girls, what time is it?"
"Its howdy doody time!"
 
ST (Sergeant Tim) -- " Jesus, where do they get these reruns? He...

I keep getting the news from outer space.  (It usually comes through the filling of my teeth, although sometimes I get it through me penis. )
This is the further adventures of our intrepid crew of three crime fighters. ...

I am not a space alien.  Just because my footprints glow and I get TV channels through my teeth -- well, come on - that's close to being normal.  If you continue to believe I am a space alien I will zap you with my Klingon...

Commander... Levin60Kitty... is... not... an... alien
He... is... not... attempting... to ... take... over... your... world...
He... has... not ... reprogrammed ... my ... mind...
All... is... well...
You... should.... have... no...

He is really the space alien that he "warns" us all about and plans to talk EP members into boarding his ship in order to make his Human Stew
"It's a cook book!"
Beware those anal probes as well
 

Levin60kitty is very funny, but he always tries to change the ten word stories to eleven word stories.  I believe that this is because the number 10 is the sign of the devil on his planet!