I Think These Lyrics Are Goofy Stories of Experiences

Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show (bitch)
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Charlie Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show

Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave...

Joan was quizzical, studied metaphysical
Science in the home
Late nights all alone with a test-tube
Ohh-oh-oh-oh...
Maxwell Edison majoring in medicine
Calls her on the phone
"Can I take you out to the pictures
Joa-oa-oa-oan?"
But as...

Now here's a little story To tell it is a must About an unsung hero That moves away your dust Some people make a fortune Other's earn a mint My old man don't earn much In fact....he's flippin'.....skint  

Oh, my old man's a...

Lightning!
Lightning!
Lightning!
Lightning Bolt!

I was fighting an ogre king in the woods
It was just my friend Chuck but his costume sure looked good
Live action role playing, that’s how I get down
Let all the newbies know, I cast...

I know why dinosaurs became extinct
It's because they learnt how to suck their own cocks

LOL! Classic Aussie rock at it's best!

lol this song might rub some people the wrong way if they have no sense of humor =P 

Lol omg you must, must listen to this song, if you ever feel like you need to laugh at yourself this is definitely a song to sing along to. Awesome, awesome, awesome,awesome,awesome,awesomeI don't necessarily have to be here for thisI...

The Barney Song"
"i love you
you love me
we're a happy family
with a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
wont you say you love me too!

i love you
you love me
we're best friends as friends should be
with a...

Cam'ron is known for stoopid lyrics, but this is the latest one that I've heard:
 
Yo, I hate my boss
Dude think he know it all
And I know I know it all
But I follow protocol
Hope sit in the casket
Got me sittin' in traffic...

Lucky you were born that far away so
We could both make fun of distance
Lucky that I love a foreign land for
The lucky fact of your existence

Baby I would climb the Andes solely
To count the freckles on your body
Never could...

Oh, this song is so stupid! It makes me laugh every time! It is a old one, I find it ridiculous, it's called... "Intergalactic" by the Beastie Boys! XD
Here are the lyrics:
Don't you tell me to smile
You stick...