I Want to Play Two Truths and a Lie Stories of Experiences

1. I won Miss Ulster County Beauty Paegant

2. As a child I was told I look like Jodi Foster

3. I am studying to be a nurse

In 1976, at 6 years old I was on vacation in Lebanon with my parents, I got shot and received 3 bullets
I am a Correctional program Officer. I work in a penitentiary (long sentences) in the rehabilitation field providing programs to...

I am a great swimmer, yet I almost drowned in a rip current.

I am related to a signer of the US declaration of Independence.

my bmi is 11

#1-My eyes are brown
#2-I got to beat my brother with a bat and not get in trouble
#3- I've had a spoon in my head

#1. I am very disappointed in a close friend right now#2  My life seems to be getting better every day recently#3  I have one EP "friend" that I just cannot stand but cannot bring myself to delete.

1.) I've only been in one real relationship

2.) I'm high out of my mind right now.

3.) I've been down on a woman once and it was forced.

I suck at this, maybe I'll get bettr in time.

1. I supported JFK for president

2. I voted for Barry Goldwater for president

3. I ran for public office as a Libertarian

24 hours. Winners get a free unpublished story

I just realized it's been over a month since I've done one of these! How did that happen?!
Anyways, for your guessing pleasure, here we go again. Spot the lie and tell me in the comments below. As always, I will allow for 24 hours to...

A)
1. I haven't slept for over 30 hours straight.
2. I drink way too much coffee so I can stay up.
3. I sometimes eat raw sugar for the lols.

B)
1. I've said we all watch porn in front of my class.
2. I've talked about shark dicks in...

These were the options for this latest round of Two Truths and a Lie:
Guess My Lie.... Answer Will Be Revealed When Voting Slacks Off (after At Least One Week)
I Met My Wife On The Internet
I Once Met James Carville, Clinton Campaign...

I have a habit of injuring myself in unusual ways. Here is a double one.  In two of them, both statements are completely true, and one both statements ate completely false.1.  I accidentally tied myself to a giant sequoia tree and...

I had so much fun doing this last week, and I'm a little bored after a week of being cooped up inside while being sick, that I've decided to test you all once again. Can you tell me which one is the lie?
1.) I have more than one set of...

1: I'm ambidextrous
2. I think Facebook is one of the best social networking sites on the Internet and has not been a complete detriment to the entire globe and just shown that we are all basically surrounded by narcissistic zombies...

1.) I was in a movie as a child...
2.) I've stayed awake for more than 48hrs...
3.) I've had a pot belly pig as an indoor pet...
Tell me the Lie.............

1. I have been a Cha-Cha guide.

2. I had my appendix removed at a young age.

3. I send letters and cards to prisoners and US Soldiers.

How well do you know me? Can you spot my lie?

1.) I was 19 when I started dating my first boyfriend.
2.) I used to have to walk a mile to my school bus stop, uphill both ways.
3.) I hate lipstick and never wear it.
**I'm going to allow 24 hrs before I confirm which is the lie...

1. Never had chicken pox

2. I tricked my prof that I already passed a requirement (even though I didn't), we looked for it until I convinced him that maybe he lost it and he fell for it. :)

3. have tried to bungee jumping

1) I love Justin Bieber
2) I am a vegetarian
3) I love fluffy baby seals

1) I am the youngest of my eleven brothers and sisters.

2) I was on the Jerry Springer Show

3) I know how to change the paper in a copy machine.

1) I have been to 13 different countries.

2) I have never fallen off a horse.

3) I had a dog whose name was "White Dog".

Ok friends (and anyone else) - try this one on for size.