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A guy says, "Doc, you gotta help me. Every time I fart, it sounds like, "Honda."
The doctor says, "You say, 'Honda?'"
"No," the guy says. "My farts do."
So, the doctor says, "OK, open your mouth," and looks inside.
After about two...

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

The hide and seek champion of 1996

Q why is Yoko Ono like an Ethiopian?

A they both live off dead beetles

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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There was a captain sailing on the sea during a battle. His servant came up to him and the captain said, "bring me my red shirt...

Q. What do brunettes miss the most about fun parties?

A. Invitations

Q. Why do brunettes wear training bras?

A. It's cheaper than bandaids

Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A. Invisible

Q. What do you call a really handsome man with a brunette?

A. A hostage

Q. Why do brunettes like their hair color so much?

A. Because it exactly matches their mustaches

Q. What's black, blue, brown and red and is found in a...

An elderly couple came back from a wedding one afternoon and were in a pretty romantic mood. While sitting on their love-seat, the elderly woman looked at her companion and said, "I remember when you used to kiss me every chance you had...

Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.

Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Tim?"

"My goldfish died," replied Tim...

A man finally got around to going fishing one morning but after a while he ran out of worms. Then he saw a cottonmouth with a frog in its mouth, and frogs are good bass bait.

Knowing the snake couldn't bite him with the frog in its...

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.  As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi...

What is very long?

Which has delicious cup at its end

which can be sucked

we can move our tongue all around it

moving tongue from top to down.. and down to up

which is very creamy in mouth

and you can hold it and enjoy...

The first day that he married he said to his wife ''woman in the stable there is a black horse don't go there because the black horse is very wild'' and she said ''ok''.
After three years he's wife decided to go to the stable to see,the...

At last a guy has taken the time to write down this all. Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all...

One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.
Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way home from work. Since I lived in...

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.

One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, "There is a...

Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks.

Suddenly, he saw that one of the officers had a cup of coffee and...

A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were clear. No car was to enter unless it had a special sticker on the windshield. A big Army car came up with a general seated in the back. The sentry said, "Halt, who goes...