I Read Bumper Stickers Stories of Experiences

"Beam me up, God, there's no intelligent life down here." And, "Mean People Suck" (there's something about that irony... the first time I saw it I came unglued laughing!) The third one reads, "do you follow Jesus this close?"

I will sometimes see a bumper sticker while driving and I will go home and see if I cant find it online and maybe print it off myself and then put it on my door to my house, or some place else in the house? I really like the striking...

What else would I do? I do think a lot of them are very funny. I'd get some for my own car if they wouldn't make it look like a fridge.

I love it when people advertise their opinions on their cars.
My favorite car so far had two bumper stickers:
"TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY"
and
"Blessed are the peacemakers."
I'm not sure if they were trying to be contradictory, but it made...

 Obi-Wan Kenobi for President 2012- Our only hope.
Saw this on a vehicle on an interstate....  Now I want to know where I can get one.....

...Read bumper stickers, because a lot of them amuse me, and some out-right anger me, but I love reading them all the same; I just don't do it when I drive though, that would be dangerous, after-all.

Oh my gosh, I have seen some pretty wickedly funny bumper stickers.1. I belong to P.E.T.A- People Eating Tasty Animals.2. Jesus loves you, Everyone else just thinks your an asshole.3. I love to fart.4. Horn broke, watch my finger!!!I...

I love reading bumper strickers!
I do not put them on my car though
I have seen some funny ones
One time I was walking to my car in the parking lot and it was a
bumper sticker that said it but are close enough to read this get off my...

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, we'd all be vegetarians.

At every stop sign, every light. They are my amusement for the time being when I have that minute if waiting as the cars around us rush back and forth to their area of choice. While we are stopped I begin to see your personality unfold...

When I see bumper stickers I have to read them. Sometimes I even tailgate a bit to get closer. I used to work at a place where we would make joke bumper sticker magnates and put them on each others car. It got so bad I had to check my...

Every time I'm on the rode I'll look all over until I find one.
Some of them are really funny like "I had a life but my job killed it." and "Lost your cat? Try looking under my tires.".......ok that last one was a little dark but you...

Seen in the back of a Council van this morning...

I ♥ sewage

seriously!!

I once saw a bumper sticker that read "If you are what you eat... I could be you tonight"

Dieters don't praise the Lard.

i read bumper stickers they are really funny  and cool . some are lame and while who wrote that shit .

And i'm not usually big on bumper stickers because i think they look tacky.

"If your going to ride my ass at least scratch my back and pull my hair"

I've seen many funny bumperstickers, but this one actually made me laugh hysterically........

"If you're going to ride my ass at least pull my hair"

If I'd put bumperstickers on my car, this one would be there.

" Don't Follow Me, I'm Lost To"
That was my fav. bumper sticker that I have come through. I think it help for those who felt scared if anybody following them. It can help us in great way, to avoid the follower on the road.