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MegJgeM

Do I Ever!!!!

I need vacation! Somewhere peaceful, quiet, relaxing and beautiful.
Please oh please, take me away to a place where there is no where I "have" to go and nothing "has" to be done. A time and place where...

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Written on June 13th, 2009
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Tesse

Grrrrr

i get 3 weeks a year off from therapy. seriously. it sucks.
you can get time off for certain circumstances. ive already made it clear that there is no way im missing Misery and Vox's wedding. not. a. chance. so it looks like my next...

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Written on March 24th, 2009
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dasmuggler

It Has Been Awhile Since I've Had a Vacation

The last one was 2002. I went to Canada and I relaxed. The fucking idiots here and all their bullshit vanished from my conscious thoughts. Well tomorrow I start my long overdue vacation. But it seems I will not make it out of my last...

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Written on March 24th, 2009
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"I've been asked to explain what ICI and EPO mean to an agent who has fucking been here longer than I have ICI means individual call in EPO means Each Pays Own The we - tard has been here longer and doesn't know that bullshit she is being lazy and not wanting to finish her call Or I'm getting group calls..."
"� I mean, I really need a fucking vacation starting right now..."
"Here is an actual quote from a co - worker Can I borrow the stapler, I need to charge my phone..."

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