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A true story involving my beautiful Nan Eileen and her lovely friend Anne who are both sadly no longer with us but were a joy to behold xxxx

....I promised myself I would never set foot in here again and yet here I was after many...

No matter what the season I used to walk around the Cobbs Hill Reservoir. I'd grab my dog and off we'd go in the early morning when the park was mostly empty of people. Two times around on the surrounding one-way road was almost two...

I was in the supermarket, not in the Easter egg aisle but noticed a cart piled high with Easter eggs and assumed it was about to replenish the shelves. I then looked up and saw my dentist, returning to push the trolley. He looked very...

So one day I stopped to get gas. The man inside came over the loud speaker and asked how I was going to pay. I thought that was a little odd but answerd that I had already used my debit card. About 10 seconds later he then asked if I...

Lawyer: "Can you describe what the person who attacked you looked like?"
Witness: "No. He was wearing a mask."
Lawyer: "What was he wearing under the mask?"
Witness: "Er...his face."

Lawyer: "How far apart were the vehicles at the...

Q. What is your date of birth?
A. July 15th
Q. What year?
A. Every year.

Q. What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A. Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q. This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory?
A. Yes.
Q. And in...

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

Thursday...

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who managed to get the most out of his computer. This had been going on for days and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test...

How Does a Person Decide Who to Marry from a kids viewpoint . . .
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Allan...

Trust me.. read this til the very end. It's hilarious.

Three men died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first man...

"I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year."
-- The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall...

A young man is lost and walking in the desert. One hot day, he spots the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep.

The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling...

These are actual real typos that church secretaries made when making the announcements in their programs. I have always loved reading these funnies. I hope you guys do too. I am a Christian and I still find hilarity in these and other...

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.
Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,
"CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking
too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN...

This is a true story. Someone shared her experience and I'm sharing it here for others to enjoy.

This lady works at an entertainment venue where animals are trained to perform stunts and there are water shows too. She said one time a...

Gordy Good Guy was what people called him. He was well liked in our little town, known by most of the people who lived in Moronsville. He was active outside most of the time. He lived with his girlfriend, Marge. She told me this story...

When we first came to this state in Oz, Tasmania, we were still in travelling mode, cruising about with a wagon and camper van. We went to go to a famous Pub in the country one eve, and as we approached, saw a mother cat and a bunch of...

A story on Q+A abot what pranks you played brought this to mind, and too much to answer a Q+A with, so yeh, just a funny little event.
Living in Brisbane Australia, big share house, nine of us there, and with bf's and gf's, a real crowd...

When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went...