I Think Kids Say the Darndest Things Stories of Experiences

So the title pretty much says it, but it is either red from embarrassment, laughing, or because I am absolutely ready to explode. I am mommy to an 11 year old and 4 year old and they keep me on my toes, you can see some of their funny...

My niece's five year old daughter never ceases to amaze me.
She wanted to spend the Easter vacation with me and kept insisting that she should. For the final time I told her that it has already been arranged and that she HAS to go to...

I remembered this today!!!

I was in North Carolina a few years ago and a little girl, after listening to me speak, innocently enquired, "What's wrong with you?" I promptly replied, "Nothing." She insisted, "Yes ... something is...

I did not realize at that time that my first son used to observe me intently. He was not attending Preschool at the time, which he started at 2 1/2 years ... but was a little over 2. He has always been a bit chatty. As a matter of fact...

My 3 year old is so freaking funny!

She is way to smart for her own good, and the things that come out of her mouth are priceless:

December 7, 2012
Just picked up Shawn's friend Aiden. This was their convo as we left:
Aiden: bye...

A few days ago my 8 year old asked if she was like me. I told her yes.  She has all the best parts of me and all the best parts of her daddy in her.  She doesn't know the facts of life quite yet- but you can see her brain working...

The other day my ten year old son just come up to me and asks "Mom what does jizz in your pants mean?" I couldn't help but laugh hysterically. He had no idea what was so funny. I had no idea what to say to him. So he says "Does it mean...

My 6 year old daughter is very inquisitive. She recently heard the word "dibs" used in one of her shows she watches.  She asked me what I meant and I explained it in my best kid friendly words.  However, I don't think she truly...

Naturally children are very honest sometimes what they say is embarrassing when they repeat what they hear. But most of the time its sweet, and enjoying. One day i was angry with a friend, and i said she isn't very nice, and i don't...

Boys have wienies, Girls have hair!

I have a 5 year old daughter and 3 year old son.  I love both of them more than life itself.  My son is a pistol and can be very mischievous.  He is always saying things that make us laugh or floor us.  After the last snow storm he...

 
A 2nd grade class was walking thru the lobby & 2 boys was making loud quacking noises.  The school secretary reminded them they have to be quiet in the lobby.  Their teacher now embarrased asked "were you making quacking noises...

Most of my stories are religion based. I will apologize ahead for that, not because I am ashamed of my views but because my views are pretty radical and I recognize that many people do not share my views.When my middle daughter was very...

If you are religious, you may want to stop reading this now.....

My daughter turned 8 a few days ago. Last week she was asking me who the first human being was. I have explained to her in the past the process of evolution, and the...

I have two children.  My daughter is 5 and my son will be 3 in October. They are always saying funny and cute things.  My daughter sings a Hip Hop song that goes "apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur" a lot which in itself is...

I feel a tap on my shoulder.  I turn around to see it's Mrs. V, my daughter's French teacher.  She exclaims..."Your daughter is adorable!"  "Oh boy, what did she do?" I ask sarcastically.  Mrs. V knows that my daughter is bi-racial...

My daughter came up to me one day and asked if i was a slut in high school. I don't even think she really knew what the word meant. I said no of course then my son chimed in with "I don't care if mommy was a slut I still love her!" LOL...

I was visiting one of the girls I grew up with, one with more children than what I can handle for more than a couple hours at a time.

The other day when I popped in she had some extras running around, and apparently kool-aid was now in...

When he was about 7 months old, my son really embarrassed his Daddy. My wife had  breast fed little Mike from birth. She would pump extra milk for out on the town events. On Sunday in church, he is really acting up, my wife was out of...