I Have a Kid That Cracks Me Up Stories of Experiences

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an opening through something; gap; aperture: a hole in the roof; a hole in my sock.

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a hollow place in a solid body or mass; a...

These are just a few things that my kids have said to me that just cracked me up. I keep forgetting that the kids are no longer little babies and have opinions and voice their own thoughts and concerns, but what blows me away is I have...

So yesterday my 20 month old walks up to me and says to me "need money" so I ask her "why do you need money" and her response is "diapers" it cracked me up! I wish I would've caught it on videotape !

I have 2 kids one is a teen and one is a toddler, My teen walks up to little one the other day and says "give me five" little one reaches out to shake her hand, and she says " no give me five" and little one reaches to shake her hand...

I have 2 kids one is a teen and one is a toddler, My teen walks up to little one the other day and says "give me five" little one reaches out to shake her hand, and she says " no give me five" and little one reaches to shake her hand...

On Tuesday, the 5th grade classes watched that special film. You know, the one you see in Health class...Growth and Development. I know you remember.

The next day, my son and his buddies are hanging out in the kitchen~~emptying...

My 20 month old daughter keeps me laughing all the time! Everyday she does things that crack me up whether it be singing a song or playing in something that is unusual for her to play in or even what she says and she loves to try to...

I really do have a funny kid!...and words can't describe the love I feel for our son. He's just such an amazing person. As he grows up, I see his personality develope. It's so cool! There's not a day that goes by that he doesn't make...

So my daughter and I were watching TV a little while ago. There was a mom talking about her adopted daughter. So my little girl (soon to be 8) turns to me with a puzzled look on her face and says "So.... how do people get adopted? Are...

I have a 6, 5 and 4 year old, they are all boys and every day I love them more, today was no different. 
Just recently I cleaned out a spare bedroom so that one of them could have a room of his own. Up to now I've had them in the same...

Requested by CrazyWaterSpringFor Easter this year, I cooked a traditional ham dinner for just my hubby, kids, my mom and mother-in-law. My son napped through dinner while the rest of us sat around the table. It was nice and quiet, kept...

One of the things my nephew is doing right now in home education is learning how to write proper sentences. Each day he writes about ten sentences with different focuses. Today he wrote ten sentences about his favorites such as his...

I have a 2 year old daughter (3 next month) & she is so funny. she is just too much sometimes :) She has the mind of an 8 year old & the attiude of a 16 year old. lol. She's got this new thing she says before she starts a story... She...

Recently, my brother got married to his wonderful wife. At the reception, my partner brought over some drinks "There's one for daughter, one for you and .. hey son, could you look after this for me? Will be back with yours in a minute...

Whys and Why nots….

My husband has never refused the responsibility of the title disciplinarian. When our daughter was 5 years old, she was guilty of breaking a house rule , don’t remember what it was but Daddy stepped up to the...

My three year old caught me off guard today and had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt. At times when the boys do something really outrageous I say "That is UNACCEPTABLE!" I say it like that "UNACCEPTABLE!"Anyway, today they finished...

My 7 year old was just talking about superheros being real. She knows they're really not, she was just being silly. Then when I tell her they're not she says "I know Mom....but Chuck Norris is a real superhero!" I lmao!

I wondered how...

Jace is such a wild little thing! He's the funniest little thing! He likes to take his tonka truck and put Snow in it and bring it in the house and pour it all in the kitchen floor and he tries to make a snow angel in the kitchen! When...

So I pop off with slang around my kids ... more than I prolly should.

I just asked my oldest son who is 6 to do something for me and when he had finished I said "Thanks, I appreciate that very much." His response was "Mom, does that...

I had forgotten about it until just now but yesterday I couldn't figure out why my oldest son seemed to be more hyper than usual. I mean, he was up and down and all around.
This morning I went to the fridge and grabbed my new...