I Have a Kid That Cracks Me Up Stories of Experiences (Page 4)

My 3yr old son goes running out of the kitchen after dinner this evening, and comes back with a scarf wrapped around his mid-section. He starts yelling look! look! I;m a princess!!!  As i begin to laugh hysterically he goes back...

I just heard the following conversation between my 5-year-old and 3-year-old from the other room:   5: I'm a scientist. Scientists don't goof around like little children. 3: And I'm a red-eyed-tree frog. And I flip like little...

I took my daughter to a Halloween party at a friend's house back in October.  The tables were set up to cut and/or color pumpkins, and there were candles everywhere.  This particular friend is a touring comic, and spends...

Well I don't actually have my own kids, but my littlest bros (10 and 7) say and do a lot of funny stuff. They're both homeschooled, and the youngest is my student (teaching is one of the ways I earn my keep, so Mom and Dad don't kick me...

I usually post stories about our youngest here.  But I can't deny our other two sons.  They crack me up too. So,  they are teaching economics in the 2nd grade now.  The little man had to "apply" for a classroom...

This week has been one of those weeks.

The blender mysterioulsy stopped working ( after years of hard labour, I might add , but it gave us no warning signs). It just died.

Then the fridge went on strike last Friday. ( Yes...

A few years back we were visiting my brother-in-law for a bonfire and fireworks party. As he is a vicar, he decided to hold the event at his church and invite his congregation to join in the fun.
An hour or so before it was due to...

My 7 year old son was on the computer last night,  as I worked on dinner.  When he quit and went upstairs,  I jumped on to finish an article I had started earlier.  I clicked on my history and I see 

"Google search....Big Boobs...

Yesterday we planned a trip to a corn maze.  The little man really wanted his best friend to come along.  Sadly,  she couldn't make it.  She said she had to "work through some issues."   Yeah...

My 4 year old son loves watching "foxtel" any show no matter what has to be foxtel!!! Like any child watches his favourite cartoons..He watches them a fair bit...I hadn't realised for quite some time he has picked up on the...

Last week my seven year old son had a really bad day at school.   For the sake of his second grade dignity,  I will not go into details.  Later that afternoon,  he went out into the middle of the yard and...

So my nine month old is walking and getting into everything.  No surprise there, Im sure.
Well, little miss, got into the bathroom and unrolled ALL of my toilet paper.  It was a full roll.  Well big brother (He's 2...

So my 9 month old baby girl has fallen in love with my wallet; mainly the cash or the credit cards in side of it.  It is practically impossible to take my money (dollars) or credit cards away from her once she has her little paws...

I am potty training my two year old now.  We actually just started yesterday and he is doing great.  I put him in cotton training underpants.  He had one accident on the carpet.  Then every time he had to pee he...

Around 11 o'clock,  yesterday morning, our 7 year old decided it was a perfect day to throw a party.  For the next 5 hours he was totally engrossed in the role of event planner.
Decorating was the first order of business...

My daughter is...well, a little ahead in her verbal skills...sometimes I forget how young she is. Back in April, she was 21 months old and had a standard repertiore of food items that she could name.
One morning, I was changing her...

We have a long sidewalk between our front door and driveway, and on these humid summer mornings, there are always several earthworms that have made their way up onto the concrete and are beginning the process of frying in the sun. I can...