I Want to Tell You a Silly Joke Stories of Experiences

Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who sat by the fire?
... He melted.

Did you hear about the dog called Joiner?
...He made a bolt for the door.

Did you hear about the dog called Carpenter?
...He was always doing little jobs about...

Wife: "Would you get a girlfriend again if I died?"

Husband: "Of course not."

Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

Husband: "Ok, I would marry again." (annoyed)

Wife: "Oh..." (sad)

Husband: -silence-

Wife: "Would you...

There once was a monastery that was very strict. Following a vow of silence, no one was allowed to speak at all. But there was one exception to this rule. Every ten years, the monks were permitted to speak just two words. After spending...

Two guys are walking down the street when they see a dog licking his balls. The first guy says, "Man, I wish I could do that.

The second guy says, "Pet him, maybe he'll let you."

An IT student is walking along with his bike when another IT student walks up to him and goes “Nice bike. Where did you get it?”

The first student says, “The other day, this beautiful woman ran up to me with this bike, threw it...

Wife asks husband,

"How many women have you slept with?"

Husband proudly replies,

"Only you, Darling - With all the others, I was awake."

What do you call an elephant in the refrigerator?...............Stuck!

Can cats see in the dark?

Yes...

...but they have trouble holding the flashlight!

*meow* =^.^=

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
Here comes the elephants

If you find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, what do you find at the other end?
A rainbow factory.

And was charged with battery.

I guy woke up in the hospitable and the doctor said I have some good news and some bad news for you. The guy said – well give me the bad news first and the doctor said – you were in a terrible car crash and we had to...

A guy was at the doctors and the doctor told him he had a tape worm.
Then the doctor told him don’t eat breakfast tomorrow and come to my office at 8:00 am with 3 cheese sandwiches, 2 chocolate covered cherries and a hammer. The...